This page is an electronic nod to the fact that life is all too short and the truth, all too elusive. It is designed as a public service in which we filter, sort, fudge, and rearrange the truth to meet the needs of the everyman. Truth for the people! Truth which can easily be swallowed in small byte-sized pieces! Truth tailored to the palette of John Q. Public. Why try to learn the real TRUTH? It's depressing anyway. Instead, learn our Truth, it's much easier to swallow! This is the page of the people! Up with the revolution! Remember, "The Truth is Out there... somewhere".. and fortunately, that somewhere isn't here.

AOl's Evil Plan for World Domination: Learn the secrets of Steve Case and his horrible rise to power. Discover his plots of disk proliferation and mind control! (6-14-98)

Bill Gates, Savvy Satan from Seattle: In this article we delve deep into the den of iniquity that is Microsoft. What foul plans lurk in the mind of The OverGates? (6-19-98)

Cow Mutilations: Alien Conspiracy or Small Town America's Stress Relief of Choice?

What exactly is a Cheezbizket?

Dictators and Beta Cassettes.. passing fads?

"PVC's News Bytes: All the news that's fit to print, and most of the news that isn't."

Beware, the conspiracy deepens.

Note: The Illuminutty Pyramid and all of the text/graphics contained herein are the property of Isaac Newman, unless stated otherwise, and may only be used with express written consent of the author. Copyright 1998 Isaac Newman, All rights reserved.

"PVC's News Bytes: All the news that's fit to print, and most of the news that isn't."

Beware, the conspiracy deepens.

Note: The Illuminutty Pyramid and all of the text/graphics contained herein are the property of Isaac Newman, unless stated otherwise, and may only be used with express written consent of the author. Copyright 1998 Isaac Newman, All rights reserved.

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