Bill Gates: Savvy Satan from Seattle

6-19-98

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and The Dancing Intel Ad Guys, what do they all have in common?

As you may well know, Microsoft CEO and founder Bill Gates has recently fallen under fire for his company policies regarding it's integrated internet browser. What few people know, is that this is only a tiny part of a vast, globe-spanning scheme to kill off the entire world population and replace all sentient life with Bill Gates Clones(tm)*. Gates, intends on creating his own master race with which to rule Earth. The entire internet browser ploy, was masterminded by Mr. Gates as a way to misdirect the media from his true plans.

Once he creates the "master race", Gates will activate a specially hidden function of his new internet browser (by then integrated into the operating systems of most PCs), which will aid him in linking his mind, through the internet, to every PC (Running microsoft windows 98 or later) in the country. That done, he will release his clones on an unsuspecting world. Many of these Clones tm. are already among us in the form of corporate CEOs (Steve Jobs was recently replaced by a Gates Clone tm., note the recent alliance between Microsoft and Apple.), government officals (see Bob Dole and much of Congress) and the Intel Inside Dancing guys.

Steve Jobs:

Before..........................................After

Above Left: Steve Jobs before he was replaced by the Bill Gates Clone(tm).

Above Right: Steve Jobs after being replaced by the Bill Gates Clone(tm).

Click Here to see first hand, Jobs' Amazing Transformation AVI!

With his new found support in high places and his control of the Internet, Gates will set himself up as a sort of hive mind, or OverGates, controlling remotely the everyday lives of all the people of the world. At least those which he deems worthy of keeping, since most sentient life will be "formatted", having their personalities first saved on disk for later study.

This future must be stopped! With the capture and replacement of Steve Jobs, if the freedom fighters at Netscape fail, and Microsoft prevails, Gates will be unstoppable. Do not let Gates' Evil Empire become a reality!

Beware, the conspiracy deepens.
*Bill Gates Clones(tm) are the sole property of The Microsoft Corporation. Any attempt at copying, or borrowing from their genetic code will be prosecuted in a court of law.

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