Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal®: for thou art with me;
thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
and I will dwell in the House of Maxwell for ever.
From Kitty's Daily Mews 1/21/98
