Why is it that UUs are so bad at singing hymns?
It's because we're
always reading ahead to see if we agree with the words.
Once there was a path in the woods, and there was a
fork in the path.
A sign at the fork pointed down one direction and said, "To Heaven."
The sign pointing the other way said, "To a Discussion About Heaven."
Naturally, all the UUs took the fork toward the discussion.)
