My Life (in a garzblat--similar to your "nutshell")
Hello again, my friends! Thank you for showing at least minor interest in my life.
Perhaps I should tell you a bit about myself. My full name is Zazikula Autismotron Zugulopulous. I am a "resident alien" on your planet Earth.
So far I have not found it as filthy as the beings on my planet say it is. I guess you're
wondering why I'm here in the first place. Well, a few years ago on my home planet of
Krefelzahr (sector 5e in the Haszpor solar system) I accidentally witnessed something that
is very similar to your "mafia rub-out." I feared for my life since I did not know if they
saw me. I went to the law enforcement establishment in my habitation quadrant and requested
to be put in the witness relocation program. They complied and I received massive plastic
surgery, dental procedures, and what you call a "haircut." Also, I now go by my middle name (Autismotron)--the pronounciation
of which is extremely difficult in your language.
Click underneath the "photo" below to read the rest of my story.
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