"Wow, it sure is dark in here" thought Cecil. "I can't
see my hand in front of my face... wait, I don't have hands. Ah, that explains
it".
Cecil stumbled through the dark cave. Suddenly he felt
something furry brush up against him.
"Uh oh. This CAN'T be good" thought Cecil. From the back
of the cave came a low growl.
Cecil...
Switches on his torch
Runs in the opposite direction