Cecil turned on his torch. There, illuminated in the torch beam, was...


 

"Hi, we're the Care Bears!" chorused the unbearably cute creatures. "We care about you! We want to help you!"
"Jeez, it's like a preschool villiage of the damned" Cecil thought.

Cecil replies-

 "Yes, I'd like some help"
 

 "I don't want any help! Go away, you deranged circus animals!"


 
 


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