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Lol, bunch of stupid top ten lists below :)
Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Gabrielle
10.You watch XWP soley for Gabrielle
9.You say Gabrielle ROCs! at least every five minutes
8.Your dream job? Bard....
7.You've died all your sports bras Bilious green
6.And you're a guy!
5.On every poster that contains Xena and Gab you've crossed off Xena and put you're own picture there
4.And now for a brief musical interlude....
Gabrielle:Well listen to my story about Gabrielle,
A cute little gal that's lookin' really swell.
Perfect hair,such a lovely lass
Nice round breasts and a firm young---
*Xena claps her hand over Gabrielle's mouth*
Xena:Are you out of you're mind?!
Gabrielle:Too loud?
hehe.....
3.You want to change you're legal name to Xena so when Gab says "I love you Xena" you can say "I love you too Gab"
2.You've received a restraining order,they didn't believe it was just "courting"
1.When ever someone asks "Why are you so obsessed with her?" you respond with a Gab quote (as usual)...."What's not to like?"
Gabrielle:No I'm sorry Joxer, I take my clothes off, I could kill you. Beauty can do that. Did I just say that? Is Xena right? Have I gone too far? Am I obsessed with my self? No! What's not to like?! Right?!
Thanks to Zeplerfer for the help with this list.Visit her and New_Gabs site at this link:New Gabs Obsession Page
Top Ten Other Colours Gabrielles Bra Could Be
10.Pink
9.Luminous yellow
8.A Poka Dot pattern
7.Blue
6.Blood Red
5.See -through
4.Come on, all the guys were thinking that!
3.As was Xena
2.And possibly other women *wink wink* lol
1.Jet Black (two Xenas!)
And, now, a one off Ares top ten as a small tribute to Kevin Smith.
Top Ten Reasons To Like Ares
10.Gotta love those sideburns.
9.Erm...? Any help?
8.The man is a God!
7.No, seriously! Well he used to be anyway.
6.What fantastic dress sense!
5.Come girls, we all know why you like him!
4.Because of his hair!
3.He's out to get Xena! Oh,okay it's only me that likes that!
2.Did I mention sideburns?
1.The guy has a Jucuzzi! How flash is that!
Ares:I am the God of War! Bow before me!
Hades: Nu-uh! You go all poofy in the end and save Gabby and Eve from dying, and that ends your godhood.
Ares: Well....um....AHA! You all get killed in the end and I live so there. Except erm, what's her name? She's still a God.
Zeus: Stop being so childish you two! Ares give Xena her breast cups back and Hades take off that bilious green bra!
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