The Triumphant History of the BSA

As told by The Head Brigadoon

The Laughing Computer was moosified at the Last Supper Pub, "home of the highest hanging moose head in all of Judea".  He would have died on that moose's head if it wasn't for the rescue initiated by the Head Brigadoon, Dracuclease, Mr. Mr. Talimon, and Pyro Potato"e".  They were able to rescue The Laughing Computer and bring him to Canada.  Canada, as you remember, is the captured land of the Whig Political Party, and supporters of the BSA.  There he was nursed back to health. He then went underwent a fantastic transformation and became Jub-Jub the Computer Head.  In honor of this event, the BSA declared July "Be Kind to Dwarf Month".    (The BSA is not a supporter of this new fast-growing religion.  In fact its "Apostles": Barbara Walters, J. J. Walker, and a man who claims to be the "real" Weird Al Yankovic, have denounced the BSA and all its principles.  Therefore, the BSA is greatly against it.)  

The next greatest event happened at the attack of the Dark Destroyer of the Darkness Very Dark. This took place atop Mount Everest and caused a great disaster to fall upon the people of the land.  However, using the Voodoo sorcery of a grocery store clerk named Harry, the BSA was able to vanquish the curse. Unfortunately, by some freak accident, Harry was turned into a swinging dust pet, in the lair of Barton The Exaggerator.  

Currently, the BSA is in hiding from the world.  They are in constantly judging and critiquing of it from within their bases in the forests of the Northwest Territory.  They are seeing if the human race is ready for the second step of the plan devised by Pengriffon so many years ago.  Let us hope, for your sakes,  that you are.  Just remember the person sitting next to you, in the other room, or maybe your very own relative could be a BSA member watching out for you and watching over you.  BSA HEY!!!!

Now on to the quiz!  What?  You thought I was kidding?