1. Who was the one man who
still had faith and knowledge?
A. Lord Author Panzipantz Pengriffon
B. Bob the
janitor at the Jack-In-The-Box in Glen Oaks
C. Frosty
the Crack Peddler
D. Miss
Poole, the craziest English Teacher this side of the Mississippi
2. What was the name of his
manor?
A.
Erwindale
B.
Spanker's Manor
C. Nablazia
D. Yes
3. What is your quest?
A. To
seek the holy grail
B. To
tweak the moldy tail
C. To
sneak the oldy snail
D. To eat
a double bacon cheesburger at a famous burger chain
4. Who were his faithful
students?
A. Miss
Garvey and MAB
B. Me and
my friend Ernie
C. The
Laughing Computer and The Head Brigadoon
D. Billy
the Mountain and Ethel a tree growing off his
shoulder
5. Who is Arch Nemesis of the
BSA?
A. Monty
Python
B. The
Know-Nothing Party
C. What's
a BSA?
D. I know,
I know . . . oh wait, I forgot.
6. What country does the BSA
and Whig Party Control?
A. My
house, come over at four for tea.
B. Qatar
C.
Swaziland
D. Canada
7. How many Canadian Wars
were there?
A. 2
B. i
C. 3
D. 4
8. What happened to the Laughing Computer after he was
moosified?
A. He
became Jub-Jub the Computer Head
B. What
is this BSA thing and who are you?
C. I am
the walrus coo-coo cachoo
D. None
of the above
9. Damn it man, what are you
good for?
A. Nada
B. Nothing
C. All of
the above
D. A &
B.
10. Do you like the BSA?
A. Yes
B. Yes
11. Which of these is NOT a
disciple of the Jub-Jub Moosification Religion?
A. J. J.
Walker
B. J. J.
"Cathode" Thomson
C.
Barbara Walters
D. The
"Real" Weird Al Yankovic
12. Give me a R!!
A. R!!
B. O!!
C. C!!
D. K!!
E. Y!!
13. What happened to the
grocery store clerk Harry?
A. He
was turned into a swinging dust pet in the lair of
Barton the Exaggerator
B. I
had sex with him all night long
C. I
ate his liver with some pinto beans
D. I'm
a lumberjack and I'm OK
14. Do you like Chinese food?
A. Yes
B. No
C. No,
but I like a good Chinaman on a Kaiser roll
D.
Yes, and I also would like to put Tae on a Kaiser roll
15. Does this dress go with
these shoes?
A.
Absolutely!
B.
Like, gag me with a spoon!
C. Sure
D. I
don't care what you wear because I'm just going to
rip it off you and savagely have my way with you on
the top of the counter at the local Dairy Queen
anyway.
16. Describe and analyze in
detail one movement of American literature and cite
examples to support your ideas:
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