The
greatest event that ever happened did so in the Canadian Whig
campaigns. This, perhaps, is one of the greatest events in all BSA
history: The Moosification of the Laughing
Computer. In moosifixion, you are nailed to one of those moose heads hanging
to the wall in homes or bars. The Laughing Computer,
according to the legend, was rumored to have angered the then
leader of the Know-Nothing Party (our arch-enemies) Pompous Pilot; he was then imprisoned after the BSA member Bootus (see
figure 6) betrayed him for a bag of chocolate coins. Then, on the day of his
moosifixion, the guards made him wear a
crown of walrus tusks, and jeered him. After being moosified, he was cast away to Hell (Oradell) and
is currently living within the evil lord Victor. Jub-Jub has been worshipped as a
God by people who feel that his whole body has entered a state of
change and transmoogrification to a new form of himself since the moosifixion.
The BSA thinks they're nuts and knows Jub-Jub just got his name changed.
