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Movie food has no additional calories. It's part of the entertainment package, not personal fuel. Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Tootsie Rolls.
Food from someone else's plate has no calories. Calories rightfully belong to the other person and cling to their plate. We ALL know calories like to cling!
Same-color foods have the same number of calories. Examples: Spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes with gravy.
What no one sees you eat has no calories.
Diet soda cancels out candy bar calories.
When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you eat less than they do.
Medically used food NEVER counts, e g hot chocolate, toast, Sara Lee Cheesecake.
Fatten everyone around you and you look thinner.
Cookie pieces contain no calories. Breaking them causes calorie leakage.
Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you're preparing something.
Chocolate has a universal color and may substitute for any other food color.
Anything consumed while standing has no calories, due to gravity and the density of caloric mass.
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