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Yamucha the Pig - "Oink!"

Why is Yamucha a pig you ask? He 'cheated' on Bulma, he's a worthless character without Bulma, he's scared and doesn't do shit, he's about as useful as Tien on a date with Chauzou, and he smells bad! Anyone who is a devoted Bulma fan, such as myself, automatically without thinking hate Yamucha! Here I will rip on this useless character as much as possible.

Uhhh....What Was He Thinking?

Ok, I guess Yamucha prefers two fingers up his ass! Ok, one thing is for sure, if you're fighting someone, and you look like that, your enemy might think that you want to finger them. Maybe it's some kind of piggish mating gesture. I bet we all really don't want to know what he's doing or thinking....because no one cares! Ok Yamucha, enough with the suggestive fighting style! First, this guy's stickin his two fingers in the air, and now he's pretending to squeeze..uhh...use your imagination. Anyways, why is this kid always using sexual gestures while he fights? Is he trying to say,"Hey, I can't fight you, I'd lose! If you spare my life, I promise a nice fuck!

He's Ugly!

If you find anything hot, sexy, or good looking in any of these pictures, your either blind or you suffer from serious brain damage. All of us 'normal' people who find these pictures hillarious and totally ugly feel very, very, sorry for you. Really...

When He's not Fighting He's....Dancing?

Ladies and Gentleman! Put your swords away! It's time to start the dancing contest!

Bust a move Yamucha! Yeah, you go girl!

"Damnit! I really thought I was gonna win the dance contest! I knew I messed up my shuffel step!"

Conclusion

In conlusion, calling Yamucha a pig, is very nice to say compared to what could be said about him. This guy was a cool character, but after he broke up with bulma he became totally useless. It was kind of like those situations when the geek goes out with the cheerleader and becomes popular. Well, Yamucha is just a useless fag. Hey, ladies! You wanna date? All you have to do is call this toll free number and....no, I'm not going to help him out like that! Anyways, if you like Bulma, please hate Yamucha, for her sake. Hell, please hate Yamucha everyone, because he's a gay fag. Wait a sec..a gay fag...uhhh...ok.

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