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Who is this? It is me! My photoshop skills have served me well and I have inverted (this is a big word for turned upside down) this picture of myself and run it through some filters to get the final picture you see here. I am a counter-strike player (it's true) with an slightly above average mastery of the game and capable of occasional breathtaking displays of fluke. Also, I play Starcraft. These days, I play Majesty, The Fantasy Kingdon Sim. Without a doubt, I rox. My computer is a Pentium 200 MMX with a 15" monitor that turns a varying shades of purple (the screen, I mean) at random times. Donations are accepted. My friends and fellow group members Aaron, Fu, Joshua and Yik (not their real names, well actually, their real names) all have their own pages up too, somewhere on the world wide web. I am currently studying Information Technology. It is a very interesting subject. Everyday I look forward to going to college although I don't like studying very much. When I come home, I eat. Usually my mother cooks dinner but sometimes when she is lazy or not around we go out and eat. I like going out to eat because then I don't have to wash plates and clear up left-over food. On weekends, I will play football. I sometimes manage to amaze myself with my skill. I like reading the newspapers too. By reading the newspapers, I keep myself informed of current events and expand my horizons and extra-sensory perception. I am DH007481 in DF0171.
ACCOLADES and REVIEWS In the short moments this site has been up, the praise and positive feedback has been flowing in non-stop! Here are some: Editor's Choice for Totally Cool; Internet Kool Review. Homepage Extraordinaire Award; Intarnetweb Cup 1000. "This page gives new meaning to the word 'nincompoop'..." Ken Faraday, HoempaegWeekly. "... explains a lot of why the world wide web is not all so good anymore... " Joel DeNario, Timer. Best of Show; Web's Worst Awards 2002. "... please give my congratulations to the webmaster for putting up this site which gives so much pleasure to those who enjoy painful experiences! Kudos!" Anonymous E-mailer. World Top 10 Ugly; Shino Web Mag. "... one more reason for governments to enact more cyber-terrorism laws..." CyberWatch Journal. "... unfunny and tedious, grates on the nerves. Someone please hack into his page and put up porn!" Jack Daneil, CNN. "He has on the main page a graphic entitled 'Nutrition Facts'. Total Junk is listed at 500 k, I don't know what the RDI is for this, but mortals should take heed... " Dr Frankerick Einstein, Center For Research Into Extra Terrestrial Phenomena "YOUR STUID HOEMPAGE IS NOT FUNNY YOU ARE NOT FUNNY PLEASE GO RUN IN FRONT OF CEMENT MIXER TRUCK@@!" Anonymous E-mailer. "... I think I'll go look at paint dry." Kevin Koku, Painter Monthly. "Please cease and desist from using the word "Hotmail" in your site. Failing which we will legal action against you and your host for defamation... " MSN "Jahanam!" Giant, Doraemon "... and he dares give out his email address and ICQ UIN!" Prat Jhery, IMWhat? "What the heck was he thinking?" WTHWHT Daily. "I will Slam Dunk!" Sakuragi Hanamichi. "Great Job Done! One more page added to my daily rounds of the internet!" Kevin Lee, Web Master.
IMPORTANT NOTE: All form of graphics on this website were made by me with my own bare hands. I must have the ability to manipulate electrons.
Picture below depicts: Me and my friends at the Jack Research Center For Gifted Persons. I'm on the extreme left of the picture. |
