Hello, how are you gentlemen? Welcome to ESPX. My name is Tom. I made everything you see here and will be your guide for your stay. First, let me tell you what you'll find here.

The first link, you see on the left HOME brings you back to this page. Since you're already here, clicking it will do nothing. Try it and see.

The next link is the ABOUT link. Click on it, and you'll get to page with useful and useless information about this page and me.

The ANIMATION link goes to a page where you'll be able to view a short Flash animation. You'll need the Flash plugin for this. If you don't have it, get it here (click). Rest assured that the Flash plugin is very useful and will serve you well later on your World Wide Web journeys should you have an overwhelming feeling of regret after watching the animation here.

LINKS is the place where hyperlinks gather. Click on them and they take you to wondrous new pages not made by me, but still good nevertheless. WALLPAPER is the place where you get FREE WALLPAPER FOR YOUR DESKTOP! FREE!

Click CONTACT to get in touch with me. I accept donations in most currencies. For MORE nonsense, if you're not stressed out enough already, click on MORE. Let us now march forward into the unknown!!