Incredible advancement in cloning!

Here you see this year's batch (top) along with last year's crop.



"As you can see, there's no distinguishable difference," said the scientist.   "We hope to begin mass production soon.   Within a few months, schools won't have to form student political parties anymore, they'll be able to order them."

As a special introductory offer, the U is offering either set of this year's parties at a low, low price of $19.95.   This price doesn't include shipping and handling, food, tuition, or parking.

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How to tell the difference between the parties.

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