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Incredible advancement in cloning!



The University recently revealed that they have gone far beyond cloning humans--they are cloning entire political parties!

Clone Catalogue

"It's amazing how alike they are," said a scientist, who spoke on condition of anonymity.   "Even I can't tell them apart.   I can't tell you which came first."

One of the parties is a clone of the other.   They are both clones of last year's parties.   "It's like having leftovers that never rot," one student observed.



How to tell the difference between the parties.



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