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![]() Incredible advancement in cloning!The University recently revealed that they have gone far beyond cloning humans--they are cloning entire political parties! ![]() "It's amazing how alike they are," said a scientist, who spoke on condition of anonymity.   "Even I can't tell them apart.   I can't tell you which came first." One of the parties is a clone of the other.   They are both clones of last year's parties.   "It's like having leftovers that never rot," one student observed. How to tell the difference between the parties. Explore our site with the links on the left! ![]() |