Those of you who know me personally know that I get a kick out of movies that no other sane person would ever even watch. But today my friends, I have crossed the line!!!
This movie is for sure the worst thing you will find in my humble Webpages (so far). And I wouldn't even know where to look to find one worse. Seriously, it took me three tries to get all the way through!!!
Yes, kids, today I can hold my head proud and say:
"I managed to watch BEACH BABES 2: CAVE GIRL ISLAND!!!!"
And I gotta tell you, I'm in no way a better person for it.
The story, so far as I can decern, deals with these three hot and horny bimbos from space who crash, cause one of then sneezes no less, on this island where there are Dinosaurs and caveman hunks.
This movie tries to be a SCI/FI COMEDY SEX movie. I think the producers wanted to go for the shotgun effect and put something in it for everyone; but it just didn't work. You can pour all the syrup you want on shit, but that won't make it pancakes. This isn't even a good porno, with its drawn out simulated sex scenes. They were as boring as the failed attempts at humor. Sure if you like, brainless hot babes there are plenty to see, but this movie is so bad, you might never want to see another...its like aversion therapy !!!