Well kiddies, summer is all most upon us...
Time to shed that cold weather garb and shape-up for that warm weather swimwear, which brings us to this weeks WORST OF THE WORST video. The ultimate combination of workout video and horror:
LINNEA QUIGLEYS HORROR WORKOUT
For anyone unfamiliar with who Linnea Quigley is, well shame on you!!!!
She is one of the greatest B-Movie Screams Queens to come out of the eighties...and she is still at it today! For more info, check out her OFFICIAL WEBSITE and to see her nude, click here. But this pic will probably ring a bell:
Yes, her best known role is that of 'Trash' in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, but she has done scores of other B-horror flicks like Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Night of the Demons, Creepozoids and, who could forget, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama.
And she did a workout video too...
Of course the actual excercise value of this video is extremely questionable, except possibly to the right hand muscles. She starts out with a shower scene, then does some warm-up stretches in a skippy outfit. Then she goes for a run and is chased by zombies who she engages in some '80s style arobics with. Then she has a bunch of other horny chicks come over to excercise and have a slumber party. And, as if we didn't know it was coming, they start getting snuffed out. Interspersed throughout is clips from Linnea's horror movies, particularly Creepozoids.
It's a pretty foolish video that spoofs itself as well as the low-budget horror genre. Linnea, of course, will never win an Oscar, but some parts are pretty funny, and others are so dumb they might as well be laughed at too...
If you are a big Linnea Quigley fan or just like hot Scream Queens in skimpy out-fits gratuitously flashing skin, this flick is worth a view....but good luck finding it because it is obscure in the extreme!!!!!
