Information about SMK Seafield
The name of my school is Sekolah Menengah
Kebangsaan Seafield (Seafield High School). It was name Seafield after the
Seafield Plantation that once stood here. The address to it is at Jln. USJ 2/5
, UEP Subang Jaya. My school is located in USJ 2 and it is at the center of
Subang Jaya . Sekolah Kebangsaan Serdang Jaya is located next to the school's
field.
My school consist of three four stories blocks ,
a double story block , a canteen and an agricultural workshop (bengkel pertanian) .The office
, the discipline room (bilik Hal-Ekwal-Pelajar) , surau , health room
, book shop and cooperative is located
in block B while the library , staffroom ,counseling room , 'Bestari'
mathematical room and APD room is
located in block A. Science and computer lab is located in block C.
Block D however (the double story building) , houses the Kemahiran Hidup
woodwork , pipes and electrical workshop and cooking and sewing facilities.
The school canteen serves various kind of foods
ranging from nasi lemak to roti canai to burger. The food is equivalent to
any cafeteria in town , beating other school canteens hands down.
You
know you're in Seafield if ..... |
- ...you realized that the school entrance has changed a lot.
- ...you can't drive your 10 ton modified truck under the arch.
- ...there's barb wire on the south , east and southwest section of
the perimeter fence.
- ...you're wondering why the bicycle shade was NEVER
upgraded.
- ...you can't take a picture of Block A like it was in Passage
Through Time 1 anymore.
- ...you can find three Hentian Za'bas of the same name.
- ...every garden and venue to relax and unwind has bombastic
names.
- ...you realized that this school has its own vision and mission.
- ...the school has its very own 'Tonggak Dua Belas' to challenge
MPSJ's Tonggak Sepuluh.
- ...the school owns a crystal ball with the education minister's
signature on it.

- ...the school has one big bunch of trophies at one corner in the
meeting room.

- ...this is the school where the Mobile Internet Unit was
launch.
- ...our Deputy Prime Minister in the year 1999 came here to launch
the Mobile Internet Unit.
- ...there'll be a group from Japan visiting Seafield on 1 August
2001.
- ...there's only 2 Lower 6 classes in the school in the year 2001.
- ...the first announcement you'll hear during each assembly
everyday is not good morning or good afternoon but the teacher
nagging students to line up and shut up.
- ...it would take an average 10 minutes after the first bell rings
in order for all the students to be 99.99999999% in their lines.
- ...the lines are NEVER straight.
- ...you realized that the school's PA system is loud enough to be
heard during any assembly , even when you're talking.
- ... the disciplinary teacher give lectures on the morning you have
Pendidikan Jasmani (4A/4B 2000).
- ...only several teachers greets students "Good morning"
.
- ...the toilets are clean and has urinals and WCs similar to those
of shopping complexes.
- ...the students who left Seafield and went on to institutions of
higher learning says that there is no other toilet than the one in Seafield.
- ...the boy's toilet is locked when you need to use it.
- ...the key to the boy's toilet is not in the HEM room but
somewhere all over Seafield or was hijacked by someone (it's
possible).
- ...you noticed that the female's teachers toilet has tiles similar
to those of a hotel.
- ...you can find an official female changing room but no changing
room for boys. ( Sexism )
- ...you feel like you're buying stuff from a cinema booth at the cooperative.
- ...the school sells key chains , caps and brooch which has the school
badge on it.
- ...you can utilized water fountains that doesn't sprinkle its
triple filtered cold water. (You can only drink water by the filling
up you cup/bottle/tilting your neck >90' )
- ...you saw the nature program you watched earlier on Discovery
Channel in the canteen's wide screen TV.
- ...the food you just ate from the cafeteria doesn't remind you
about the bad side of canteen food.
- ...you mistook the teacher's eating room as a luxury cafe.
<---Looks more like a cafe!!
- ...your old library card wasn't recognized by the bar code
reader.
- ...you can play a 3 player Half-Life deathmatch using the
library's computer (HL works on them and all three computers are
connected by LAN)
- ...the library is now enclosed with no windows and has a separate
entrance and exit.
- ...you would really want to borrow out the red tag books in the
red tags books section near the entrance.
- ...librarians can stay in the library to skip lessons. (Prefects
do it)
- ...the APD room is THE place you want to present your
presentation.
- ...prefects bug you to leave the classroom (Why?) during recess even if
they know that NO one would steal anything with their
presence.
- ...the prefects (because they wear GREEN uniform) blend perfectly
with the greenery of the gardens.
- ...the prefects don't need to worry about their school shoe's maintenance
because their school shoe is black in color (A cheating advantage).
- ...the prefects can put their bags in their class in before school
starts and they bar you (civilians) from doing the same (Another cheating
advantage).
- ...the prefects' retirement date keeps on changing , with the
possibility that the prefects will never retire officially. (Form 5
prefects of 2000 and 2001)
- ...the prefects can use the HEM room to legally skip a lesson.
(Librarians do it)
- ...the HEM room is used as a quarantine chamber.
- ...the school forced you to collect your PMR results in SCHOOL
UNIFORM or they'll bar you from getting your results. (PMR
candidates 99)
- ...the school purposely tweak the examination timetable to forced
its students come everyday .
- ...canteen day wasn't held in the year 2000 and the year 2001.
- ...the school has its own talentine night or 'Malam Bakat Seafield'
.
- ...4 Budi 2000 and 5 Budi 2001 are crazy about Oreo.
- ...the students from form four 2000 moving up to form five 2001
was never streamed.
- ...there is a website like this dedicated to it. (I'm not so sure
if other schools has similar sites)
- ...students that 'bersembang' , talk , relax or don't bother
about their school work (or even shut down) are either the prodigies
of Seafield or they know that whatever effort will bear no fruit (in
other words , they're either dead good or dead
bad).
- ...Sam Cook's Don't know much about history (a song) greatly
implies here.
- ...this site's webmaster is a typical nerd-class male in 5 Amanah
2001.
- ...the teachers mustn't go overboard scolding students or risk
having their car scratched or tyres deflated. (It's true)
- ...there's many more upgrades and changes to be done in the
future.....wait and see!!!.
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