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1/29/02

(%) Cowclops changes topic to 'whats more expensive, prostitution or phone sex?'
(%) uberChoco changes topic to 'whats more expensive, prostitution or phone sex? "Your mom."'
(%) Cowclops changes topic to 'touche'
<[Pingu]> HAW <[Pingu]> pwnage choco [submitted by uberChoco]

10/1/01

<Swap_File> Ok Im PISSED ive been tring to wack it since 3 PM and ppl keep interrupting me!

9/20/01

* EvilCoder unzips his candybar

[Darkside-:#turkishguy BUTT-SEX-WIF-NYLINT]
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[phonymike:#turkishguy ASSRAPE                                ...PLEASE]

9/15/01

*** Now talking in #zsnes
*** Topic is '<skodadod> "Music sucks"'
*** Set by Perryman on Sun Sep 16 14:36:12

9/12/01

[02:00:25] <[cory]> i have a penile freckle D:

9/4/01

<Zcronix> FUCK MY DICK IS ON FIRE
*** Zcronix (zcronix@crtntx1-ar7-065-060.crtntx1.dsl.gtei.net) Quit

9/2/01

<Nylint> damn, does anyone else in the US want to talk to me? i got LD with muh cell phone
<dRu84532> Nylint i will talk to j00! and we can be like "haha sex0r!"
<dRu84532> Nylint if you call me can we have phone sex?

8/31/01

<Geechyguy> Nobody's getting any action in here
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<Geechyguy> [stig]
<Geechyguy> MOVE STIG
<Geechyguy> FOR GREAT JUSTICE
<Geechyguy>   [stig]

8/30/01

[19:52:15] *** MrGrim (saq@the.chances.of.grimsnes.are.gr1m.org) has joined #turkishguy
[19:52:17] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:21] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:21] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:21] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:21] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:21] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:23] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:25] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:27] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:29] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:31] <MrGrim> JOIN #ZSNES NOW YOU FAT BASTARDS
[19:52:35] *** MrGrim (saq@the.chances.of.grimsnes.are.gr1m.org) has left #turkishguy
[19:52:43] <H|2|O> !pb mrgrim
[19:52:48] <H|2|O> :P

<StevieY> i am smooth
<StevieY> and intriguing

8/25/01

<Swap_File> Damnit im tired
<Swap_File> and I gotta go to work
<Swap_File> hell I tried to shave with my toothbruish
<H|2|O> j00 need to type better
<H|2|O> lol
<H|2|O> one time i threw my toothbrush in the toilet
<Swap_File> I need to stop shaving with a toothbtusgh
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<[stig]> anyway gay windows wants to gay reboot so it can anally penetrate itself
<[stig]> brb
*** [stig] (stigmata@mdtw-cs06-t103.citlink.net) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))

8/16/01

* _Kreed_ unzips and inflates his cock

8/13/01

<WaaX> holy jesus christ, i just took a shit in the bathroom down the hall, and i can smell it in my room allready

6/29/01

<phonymike> bag of water with 1 ice cube down the pants on a hot day = pretty nice

6/15/01

<H|2|O> male bonding? gay sex?
<dRu84532> diz: is it that good?
<[-DiZ-]> dRu: Oh yeah

5/25/01

[16:14:03] <DerekJava> Drink Cofee!

5/23/01

[19:57:38] *** MofoJed (mofojed@cr68378-a.ktchnr1.on.wave.home.com) Quit (i might never come back)
[19:58:00] *** MofoJed (mofojed@cr68378-a.ktchnr1.on.wave.home.com) has joined #turkishguy

5/18/01

*** kmarx (kmarx@) has joined #turkishguy
<SageAcorn> fuck a woman with your tongue
*** kmarx (kmarx@) Quit

4/26/01 [actually 4/27/01 1:33 am]

[01:31] <kode54> i might be over there tomorrow (saturday for those late night nuts ;) who still consider 'tomorrow' friday until after they sleep)

3/26/01

[16:23] <[stig]> leet
[16:23] <[stig]> fixed my space bar
[16:23] <Pingu`> because your site could look better
[16:23] <[stig]> now it doesnt squeek
[16:24] <[stig]> and i can push it down with my thumb instead of my fist

3/3/01

[02:16] <Psyfrex> Popup kicks != 1337.
[02:17] <Snuqui> popup kicks?
[02:17] <Psyfrex> Indeed...
[02:17] <Snuqui> and that would be...?
[02:17] <Psyfrex> You right click my name, and a little sequence of events occur leading to my leaving the channel against my will.

2/22/01

[01:39] <Snuqui> i have a nice overstuffed chair infront of my computer
[01:39] <Snuqui> waterbed is too far away tho :\
[01:40] <phonymikE> I'd need big pixels, cause I'm not putting on glasses to sit back and relax and watch the screen across the room
[01:40] <phonymikE> I'll get a water bed, a heated water bed, you can come sleep with me in it

2/19/01

[18:49] <MofoJed> Today in math, we had graphing calculators, and like, I hit the cos( button for the whole class and then it was like cos(cos( for like 90 pages, and then I put in 99999 and hit enter and it like froze the calculator or somethin :D :D :D :D

2/16/01

<pHonymiKE> wtf, I dropped a chocolate chip on the floor, and it's dissapeared
.... <Pingu`> pry up your ass, have fun sorting that out
....<pHonymiKE> seriously, I drop shit on the floor all the time, and the stuff bounces around into the weirdest places

2/6/01 at night

<phOnYmike> omfg, my cat just farted the nastiest fart I ever smelled

1/28/01

<DooMStalK> !top10 word ass-sex
<Masamune> Top 10("ass-sex"): 1. Ken-san(1)
<Psyfrex> HAHAAHA
<Psyfrex> Quote
<DooMStalK> Battousai is #1 for ass-sex

1/26/01

<phonymike> well, if you want a girlfriend that plays video games, your best bet is probably dating a girl nerd
(¥) Joins: jenkaara
<Thane-san> but where are the girl nerds?
[quote before jenkaara joins compliments of Snuqui]

1/23/01

[00:34] <ChocoLoco> !top10 word gay
[00:34] <Masamune> Top 10("gay"):
[00:34] <FL_Dave> now come on
[00:34] <FL_Dave> someone HAS to have said "gay" in here
[00:34] <ChocoLoco> maybe not today
[00:34] <FL_Dave> :o
[00:34] <ChocoLoco> !top10 word gay
[00:35] <Snuqui> HAHA
[00:35] <Masamune> Top 10("gay"): 1. FL_Dave(1)
[00:35] <Snuqui> QUOTE
[00:35] <FL_Dave> oh great
[00:35] <ChocoLoco> HAHA FL_DAVE IS GAY
[00:35] <FL_Dave> nice work FL_Dave
[00:35] <ChocoLoco> FL_Dave is in the top 10 list of gays! w00t!
[00:35] <Snuqui> LOL
[00:35] <Snuqui> !top10 word gay
[00:35] <Masamune> Top 10("gay"): 1. FL_Dave(1) 2. Thane(1)
[00:35] <FL_Dave> uh oh a tie
[00:35] <ChocoLoco> oops
[00:35] <FL_Dave> heh

1/15/01

[00:19] <Snuqui> personaly, i like the hair and face, and sometimes the..umm, chest., but i dont pay attention to the legs or butt
[00:20] <KingKirby> You don't pay attention to legs?
[00:20] <Hotstepr> i love hair and face, i like smooth skin
[00:20] <KingKirby> Dude
[00:20] <KingKirby> Hotstepr: Odd, most people hate smooth skin.
[00:20] <Hotstepr> not big on chestal area
[00:20] <KingKirby> Pectoral.
[00:20] <Hotstepr> riiight.
[00:20] <Hotstepr> w/e hehe
[00:20] <KingKirby> Man you should see my chestal area
[00:20] <KingKirby> Mmm
[00:20] <KingKirby> Sometimes
[00:20] <KingKirby> I take my shirt off
[00:20] <Hotstepr> manbewbs?
[00:20] <KingKirby> And stand in front of the mirror
[00:20] <KingKirby> Rubbing it
[00:21] <Hotstepr> hrm
[00:21] <Hotstepr> i'm scared now
[00:21] <jenkaara> [in foreign accent] "Dr. Osato(sp) believes in a healthy chest"
[00:21] <KingKirby> Actually I think they're called pecs, man
[00:21] <Snuqui> ...
[00:21] <jenkaara> or was it Mr Osato..
[00:21] * Snuqui backs away from kk
[00:21] <KingKirby> I don't have many good qualities but I recognize the ones I have and I've got great tits

1/14/01

[20:33] <Thane-san> StevieY: Should i submit goatlove.wav as my voice sample to jenkaara's turkishguy webpage?
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[20:43] <phonymike> ~° pingu finds my (...)..... very sensual and erotic
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[20:41] -> -phonymike- !puppet je ne comprends pas... qu'est-ce veux dire?
[20:41] <phonymike> je ne comprends pas... qu'est-ce veux dire?
[20:41] <jenkaara> my only form of entertainment... *hangs head low*