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1. <phOnYmike> omfg, my cat just farted the nastiest fart I ever smelled (added by jen_lunch on 02/20/01 01:02:47 am )
2. StevieY prances around like a faerie! * StevieY is all happy and gay! (added by jenkaara on 02/20/01 01:17:51 am )
3. <[cory]> !seen my ass <Newt> I found 14 matches to your query. (added by Snuqui on 02/20/01 01:26:33 am )
4. ! Darkside- coves zeekay in gorrila ferimones and releases him into the jungles of africa (added by Snuqui on 02/20/01 01:37:55 am )
5. <SageAcrin> YOU AREN'T GONNA PLAY WITH ME IN THE TUB!!!! (added by Snuqui on 02/20/01 01:38:25 am )
6. <AST> WHAT THE HELL IS LEET? (added by Snuqui on 02/20/01 01:40:09 am )
7. <Geechyguy> you know what i just realized? | <Geechyguy> i give great head (added by Psyfrex on 02/20/01 01:40:41 am )
8. <SwapPhile> I saw the phrase "Ash Grey T-Shirt" and read "Gay Ass T-Shirt" (added by Psyfrex on 02/20/01 01:41:01 am )
9. <incog> golt: these people are try'n to have a serious conversation <incog> i don't understand why anyone would possibly do that <incog> irc is for like, wasting time (added by Snuqui on 02/20/01 01:41:05 am )
10. <Duo`> REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO WATCH THE STARS AFTER WE MANSEX0RED?! (added by Psyfrex on 02/20/01 01:41:13 am )
11. <Psyfrex> Tell 3y3 about Lunix | <Psyfrex> OR I WILL HAXOR YOU LIKE A MONGORASAL
12. <[zk]slepe> i come home <[zk]slepe> and its fucking like <[zk]slepe> *** Connect retry #5955 irc.mindspring.com (6666) <[zk]slepe> - <[zk]slepe> Local host: Rattamahatta (127.0.0.1) <[zk]slepe> *** Unable to resolve IRC server (added by Snuqui on 02/20/01 02:00:44 am )
13. [02:03] * CATSMIKE 's away again, don't bother my nice ass (added by CATS54 on 02/20/01 02:04:04 am )
14. <phonymike> going through all my old shit reminds me of what it'd be doing if I didn't discover the internet (added by YukiNeko on 02/21/01 01:55:54 am )
15. <Psyfrex>k, I need smth to do D: <[cory]> mix something :D (added by jen_dinnr on 02/21/01 09:39:58 pm )
16. <phonymIKe> I'll look at the iso in a hex editor, and masturbate (added by Snuqui on 02/22/01 12:53:59 am )
17. <phonymikE> so I'd be surprised and erectified if someone did it (added by jenkaara on 02/22/01 10:36:00 pm )
18. <S_T_E_V_E> i am not quotable! (added by jenkaara on 02/22/01 10:41:22 pm )
19. <DeathAce`> Does doom have any fmvs? (added by FlySwat on 02/22/01 10:42:54 pm )
20. <H|2|O> "All my genital(s) are belong to your mouth!" (added by jenkaara on 02/22/01 11:43:02 pm )
21. <Darkside-> How come everyone makes fake quotes about me when all i ever wanted to do was rape a dead cat? (added by Snuqui on 02/19/01 11:59:51 pm )
22. [22:35] <Swap_File> Im naked (added by jenkaara on 03/03/01 10:36:06 pm )
23. <Swap_File> "v1.0 runs like shit on my Athlon 800 oced to 1523 with 1028 megs of Mushkin SSDR-DDR-QRAM on an Abit VHS-1100 mobo dual booting Linux Blackhead and a beta of Whistler. I used the v23.182736 alpha drivers for my nVidia GeForce 2 Ultra Maximum Pro (added by H|2|O on 03/08/01 12:37:14 am )
24. <jenkaara> hee <Hotstepr> jenkaara: you should say it like this <Hotstepr> hee (TM) (added by Snuqui on 03/08/01 12:46:00 am )
25. <H2O-away> to her, GD is like giving god the ginger (added by jenkaara on 03/26/01 01:34:52 am )
26. <stepr> i invitate you to use my ftp because I like warez. (added by jenkaara on 03/30/01 04:40:57 pm )
27. <stepr> DON'T DUMP ME AFTER I LIKE YOU, OTHERWISE I WILL SET UP YOU THE BOMB. (added by jenkaara on 03/30/01 09:31:15 pm )
28. <Geechy> IT'S ARMAGEDDON <Geechy> IT WAS WRITTEN <Geechy> ON THE DAY THAT AN HOUR CEASES TO EXIST THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED <Geechy> 'course it was written on a bathroom stall next to another note that said "For a good time call 555-5555" (added by Geechy on 03/31/01 05:23:10 pm )
29. <Gangis> I think I'm gonna scan in my ass ;P <corywtf> wipe first pls (added by Geechy on 03/31/01 05:31:02 pm )
30. <Swap_File> my dick smells odd (added by jenkaara on 03/31/01 07:52:33 pm )
31. <phonymike> did you see the part where the girl jumps, and you can see a pixel of her nipple? (added by TheSmoker on 03/31/01 10:43:27 pm )
32. <[cHrOmEx]> oh no | <[cHrOmEx]> liquid poop again | * [cHrOmEx] runs to bathroom | *** [cHrOmEx] is now known as [c-lpoop] (added by jenkaara on 04/01/01 03:16:58 pm )
33. <Thane-san> i am a fruity single gay white male seeking love with a tall, dark and handsome african-male that has spent some time in prison and likes romantic walks in the shower (added by Geechy on 04/01/01 03:25:52 pm )
34. <KingKirby> You know, if an endangered species tried to attack me, I'd probably kill it. (added by [stig] on 04/01/01 03:26:01 pm )
35. (added by jenkaara on 04/08/01 02:16:44 am )
36. <stepr> eEeEeEeEeEeEp (added by jenkaara on 04/08/01 02:17:52 am )
37. <stepr> eEeEeEeEeEeEp (added by jenkaara on 04/08/01 02:19:57 am )