As some of you may have noticed, there currently aren't too many women in the Engineering profession. Evil social conditioning, I suspect. So, until we see more of the fairer sex doing Physics and Calculus with us, here are some pointers:

P.S. These probably work on Eng guys too, but Eng gals hardly need them; there's five times more of us than you!

The Ultimate List of Pick-Up Lines
to use on Engineering Girls

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1. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
2. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
3. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
4. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
5. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room?...and see my 700MHz Pentium III?
7. How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
8. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
9. You're sweeter than fructose.
10. We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
11. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
12. Wanna see the programs in my TI-85?
13. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
14. Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
15. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
16. I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
17. Hey baby, let's make a stress-strain curve together!
18. I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
19. Is that a vibrating cell phone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? (Heather Hodgins)
20. Is your delta big enough to satisfy my epsilon? (next five, by Anna Kwan)
21. I'd like to get you under your fume hood!
22. You make my diodes flash!
23. Nice set of parabolas!
24. Is that a rigid member I see, or are you happy to see me?
25. I'll be the stator, you be the rotor! (by Sabir Pasha)
26. I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
27. You're like the resolution on an expensive scanner...very fiiine.
28. You're like squeezing Windows 95 onto a 386...very tight.
29. You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...hot.
30. You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
31. Have a good Eng pickup line? Email me your submission! I'll display the best ones right here with your name (/w your permission,'course).