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Thursday, Dec 14 , 2000
I got the whole site rocking and rolling again. Expect nothing from me in the next few
days besides this update. I have to figure out how this whole thing works again. You are
good to have stuck with me for all of this time... Good for me to POOP ON!!!!!!. So, until
next time.
Saturday, May , 2000
Busy at work again on several projects besides this one. I've been doing some more work on
the Honeymoon
site, as well as photo albums and such. I've added a couple of entries to the Company
Mottos page by myself and Redwdsdrmr. Other
than that, I haven't done sh*t. So, until next time...
Wednesday, April 12, 2000
Long time since an update. I forgot to register for E3 before the April 7th deadline so I'm not going to go. I can't
believe they're charging $150 US to get in since I missed the early registration period.
The main reason for the delay in an update and for me missing E3 was the fact that I got married. Yup,
I did the deed on the 1st and we spent the next night on a plane to St. Lucia
Sandals Golf Resort and Spa. The past 12 days couldn't have been better. First off,
the wedding went well, and everyone seemed to enjoy it and the food. Secondly, the
honeymoon was incredible. We definitely got our money's worth. Finally, because we got a
lot of great gifts from everyone which we will be sending Thank You cards to soon. We
can't thank everyone enough for everything they have done for us and this marriage. I am
slowly but surely working on a Honeymoon
site, which will highlight the resort that we went to and the people we met while being
there. So, until next time...
Monday, March 20, 2000
Added a couple of more Redwdsdrmr entries to
the Company Mottos page. Nothing else to speak of at the moment.
Work sucks, and then you die. So, until next time...
Saturday, March 18, 2000
I've been learning Flash 4 lately. Hopefully you can see some Flashy goodness on my
site sometime soon. I've also been pretty busy tying things together for my big day coming
up in the next couple of weeks. I'm hammering out a songlist for the reception, which
should be quite a blast. If I get a chance, I just might post the list so you will know
what to expect. For now I've just been pretty lazy at home because I am working like a
maniac at the office. Or as I prefer to call it 'the orifice'. I'm doing 16 hours of work
in a 8 hour period, usually without a break or lunch. I feel like I'm on a software
development team rushing to go gold. Don't expect to see a whole lot of updates to the
site in a few weeks. Now, I am going to go drink some beer and get positively piss-drunk.
Is there any other way to be? So, until next time...
Saturday, March 11, 2000
Okay, my site has been frame free for awhile, but I've been in Reno, NV for the past
couple of weeks on business. I will get back to that in a minute. I have text navigation
back on my site for those few of you without java-enhanced browsers. You should be ashamed
of yourselves. Other than that, the usual code tweaking was taking place before I left,
and the Games page is undergoing a reconstruction. Now, about
Reno, NV. I was staying at the Reno Hilton which is terrible for gambling but great for
food and drink. I met a lot of really great people out there and would like to thank Billy
for his bartending prowess. The slots are a lot more loose downtown which is only minutes
away from the Reno Hilton. I'm not much of a gambler though because I always lose. A few
people I was working with out there won over $100, and one guy hit $1000. Over all the
trip was a success, and the business end of it wasn't too bad either. The only bad thing
about the trip was the dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry air. It was cold and dry, and that
just leads to sore throats and general feelings of crapiness. If I was given the chance to
go back I would, but for now I like the weather back home. While I was away, I got a new Guitar World magazine, as well as my
long awaited ART Tube MP from Zzounds. I hope I get a chance to mess
with it later this weekend. Right now, I feel like crap so I am going to call it a day.
So, until next time...
Tuesday, February 22, 2000
I have discovered a new java script navigation system. I believe that this is the last
straw for my old buttons and my frames. I can now be tripod friendly. For the moment,
things are probably going to look a little ugly, until I get the whole thing straightened.
So, just bare with me. I am going to be out of town in a few days for a couple of weeks,
so I might not be able to update for awhile. For now, enjoy the new navigation and feel
free to e-mail me your thoughts, comments, or
suggestions. So, until next time...
Monday, February 21, 2000
Okay, I am getting the site back in shape now. I still am planning on getting rid of the
frames, but haven't quite figured out a good way to do that yet. I have a new song sketch
on Ogre's Audio.
The new one is called Slow n Low, because that's what it is. Hope you like it. The changes
are still coming, but like I said it's going to take me some time. I'm just one man. So,
until next time...
Saturday, February 19, 2000
Well well well, the Dr. has been kicked off of Xoom. I have moved back to Tripod for the moment and it looks like this may be my permanent home.
I am going to be fixing the site so that it looks good in Tripod by removing the frames.
This is going to take me some time, so please be patient. I am also going to be unveiling
new navigation buttons concurrently with the site overhaul. Thank you to the morons at XOOM whom you can e-mail
your venom to for me. So, until next time...
Wednesday, February 16, 2000
Created a new section to the site today. Welcome the Thingies
page to the fold. Here I will have a collection of all miscellaneous items on my site. I
am toying with having my bandnames page move here, but
haven't made up my mind completely yet. My friend Zjimbo
has completely redid his JuJu web
site and has moved it to xoom.com
like myself. He did a really good job of creating a true themed site. I have some ideas
for this site as well, but that's down the road a little. Ultimately, I would like to
learn Shockwave and add some Flash content to the site. I think it would be really sharp
to have a trip to hell as my splash screen/intro page. Until then, you'll just have to sit
back and deal with the site in its current iteration. So, until next time...
Sunday, February 13, 2000
Been away for a week on business. I was stuck in Lawrence stinking Kansas from last Sunday
until late Friday night. At least the beer's cold there, but so is the snow. Everyone
there thought I was completely nuts since I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt in the snow.
Kansas is so slow-paced that I've seen gra$$ grow faster than these people move. I
finished Quake 3 Arena yesterday, which was pretty cool. Xaero
wasn't as tough of a challenge as I thought. I'll be posting some screenshots of the final
battle later today. You'll notice that I keep catching him in a specific spot. With a
quick flick of the mouse you can get him every time. Try this technique yourself and see
what you can come up with. I'm not sure what kind of replay value the game is going to
have, but it was fun while it lasted. So, until next time...
Saturday, February 05, 2000
Ok, I was playing Quake 3 Arena today, and decided to take some
screenshots and make a site for it in the Games page. So, if you
click on the Quake 3 Arena link on the Games
page, prepare to be transported to the new site. It's a welcome addition to an ever
growing project. I haven't decided if I am going to go back and make sites about older
games yet. I probably will not, but you never know. I also finally put those pics up on
the Nine Inch Nails site. There's only three of them, but they are
kind of rare photos. At least, I haven't seen them on the net before, and I scanned them
myself. So, until next time...
Friday, February 04, 2000
Well, where does one begin. I didn't like the style of pages on the Skinny Puppy pages, so I changed them to match more with the
rest of the site. I revamped most of the pics on the site to be in .gif format to save
space. I also started using Gif
Lube to cut down on file size since Gif
Wizard has started charging for the same service. I finally added a Jane's Addiction and Primus link to the Bands page, so check it out. I also created some other small
graphics to throw in here and there. You'll know when you see them. Most of the work I did
today was cosmetic to the site as a whole. In going through my files I found some content
that I didn't even know I had. Expect to see it posted under the Nine
Inch Nails page soon. So, until next time...
Thursday, February 03, 2000
Ok, on with the continuation of adding content content content. I have began making
comments and recommendations on the Bands page. You will notice
small comments added on each bands site, as well as under specific albums to be popping up
soon. Possibly even reviews of each album to come in the future. I have also started a
little Legend of Dr. Kevorkian page under the Games site. Check it out from time to time for some good fun. Since
I got my old web publishing working again, expect more updates than ever before, as well
as a whole new slew of things to check out, read, and laugh at. I also made an image map
for My Gear page so go check it out. So, until next time...
Wednesday, February 02, 2000
Woo hoo!!! I got everything to work on Xoom
now. I will replace my original site with a splash page to this site. My new host is not
as much of a pain as my old one, and it hasn't complained about file sizes yet. I also
took care of some minor error messages that I was getting before. Also expect to see a
page last updated thingy on here for every page. I also put another project on My Audio page that
was actually my first one, but I was just too lazy to upload it until now. So, until next
time...
Saturday, January 29, 2000
Alright, I have had to make another adjustment in how I am publishing. This is really
frustrating, but what is one to do. I made a button for all of you to put on your own
pages. This will be the Hell button with which to link my site. You can grab it from the Home Page. So, until next time...
Friday, January 28, 2000
Okay, I have started using my old HTML editor again. I thought I had lost it, but alas it
was on a CD-R I hadn't browsed in a while. I will now be doing some really interesting
things with my site. I plan on moving the entire site over to two new hosts as mirrors. I
figure that I can get better exposure that way, and eventually the original site will be
shutting down for good. I have a new song sketch that I posted to Ogre's Audio
through my Guitar page. Check it out, you might like it. So,
until next time...
Monday, January 24, 2000
Okay, a little bit more on the graphics front today. I decided that I didn't like two
things about my site today. One was that the Guitar page was
getting too long for my tastes. Ignore the length of this page, because this page doesn't
count. The other thing was that the Blue links of old were too hard to read against the
black background. So I went around the entire site and changed all of the links to an
orangy-fire-like color. I think it fits the page much nicer. Now, what about the Guitar page you ask? Simple remedy, quick new page, quick graphic
change, and a cut & paste. Viola, instant gratification. I did want to keep a pic of
my guitar on the main page though, so I shrunk it down for you, and it is now a link to My Gear page. And as an added bonus, you get a little .wav file in
the Guitar area. So, until next time...
Friday, January 21, 2000
More fun with graphics today. Check out the cool little DHTML script for the Juju site.
It's pretty cool. My buddy Zjimbo found a place called
Dynamic Drive that has some nice work
available for your own sites. Check it out if you get a chance, I know that I will.
Anyway, I got a lot of stuff going on besides working on this page. I will be getting
hitched on, yes you guessed it, April Fool's Day 2000. Why that date you ask? Slap
yourself in the head with a porkpie hat filled with hamburger and fresh juju, the answer
should be obvious. I shall demonstrate using simple mathematics (I took the date format
4/1/00 and made it into the integer 4100 below because I can):
4100/6.15615615615615615615615615615616=666 which is the number of the beast. Man, you
really can be ignorant sometimes. But, that's why I tolerate you people I suppose.
So, until next time...
Monday, January 17, 2000
I am finally decided on one style of graphics. Now I just have to take the time to
customize all of my buttons, etc... I've also created some new animated .gif files
and reorganized the main page to fit best at 1280x1024 and higher. I also ended up doing
some more work on trimming the site up and getting rid of old ugly graphics. There
are still a few nasties here and there which I will take care of as time allows. So, until
next time...
Wednesday, January 12, 2000
I have changed a few things around, nothing that you will really notice. Only some minor
graphics changes and small table adjustments. None of you are watching anyway. I gotta
make a living too you know. So, until next time...
Sunday, January 9, 2000
Finally, I have added a sketch of a tune I am working on. I put it in Real Media format so
that you can't rip it off as easily as an mp3. I created a page under my Guitar page called Ogre's Audio. This
will be the home of any musical projects I decide to share with the world. This is free
entertainment folks so don't bitch. You will note that sound quality is not the best it
could be, which is another safety measure for me. I don't want anyone out there making
money off of my ideas. So, until next time...
Saturday, January 8, 2000
Holy Cow Crap Batman, this site is really making changes. I wasn't kidding when I said I
was going to do an overhaul. Today alone I got rid of a ton of crap on the Home page. I decided that I had too much old stuff on it. I am
experimenting with new graphics which I am not completely happy with yet. I am still
contemplating a giant image map for the main site, but have yet to make one that's decent.
Also, watch the other pages for ma$$ive changes. So, until next time...
Friday, January 7, 2000
Okay, I have a new arrival to the Guitar page, which is a new
pic of my gear. Missing are my Les Paul copy (Electra) and my most recent acquisitions
(Shure SM57, and an actual picture of my Little Smokey amp, so sue me. Besides that, I
have decided to begin a slow and painful conversion of the site for streamlining purposes.
Meaning that I will actually be moving images, audio, etc to their own individual
directories which is going to take me some time. Other than that, I have been listening to
Sausage (which is the original Primus lineup formerly known as Primate) which is good.
Besides all of these laborious tasks ahead of me, I will also be putting some samples up
of song sketches I am currently working on soon. So, until next time...
Tuesday, January 4, 2000
No real updates to speak of as yet. Gotta go back to work after all of these short weeks
with time off. Oh and by the way, to hell with anyone that still tries to keep the doom
and gloom of Y2K alive. This includes anyone that says that leap year is going to cause it
all to come down too. BTW, I am going to be revamping some of my older graphics files
slowly but surely. In fact, expect to see a whole new hell in months to come. So, until
next time...
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