Soccer Mom: Lyrics by Jason Ramone

Chorus: 
(Ma 4x) (Na 4x) (Ha 4x) (La 4x)
(Wo 4x) (Hey 4x) (May 4x) (Ma 4x)
SOCCER MOM! 
(Menace of the Highway 4x)

Verse One:
Send your kids quietly to sports camp
Watch them grow up to be men
(That is what happens in North America 2x)
The Media will control you
Being a Jock seems natural
Don’t defy the social norm
Unless you want to die!

-Chorus-

Verse Two:
Let’s bash all the gays 
Everyone has to be the same
Conrad Black is your furh today
Obey the media or you will pay
Peer Pressure will tell you what to do
Be a fascist sheep and a bonofide fool
Then everyone will think you’re cool
and everybody will love you!

-Chorus -

Verse Three:
Now it’s time to make your mommy proud
Jockey your position in popularity
Remember the lower class are less than you
What ever the politicians say must be true
Solve all your problems with a war
Talking thinks out doesn’t make the cash
Follow Christianity and the greed
Because the ends always justify the means!

-Chorus-

Chorus 2 - (Soccer Mom 3x) Love me!

Anti-Wing: Lyrics by Jason Ramone

Some people call me an anarchist
Some people call me a communist
Stop labelling me with an ideology
I’m not left wing or right wing
I’m anti-wing, I don’t believe in anything
I don’t believe in god
But don’t call me an atheist
I don’t believe in capitalism
But don’t call me an extremist
Conformity and originality -
Are all the same to me
Democracy is the freedom -
To buy what you please
Pro-life or Pro-Choice
Vegan or beef
It doesn’t matter to me
There was a time when humans
Did not exist
And that time will come again
So find happiness
In drugs, sex, politics, and T.V.
What ever gives you a sense of immortality
Oh God help me!
I’m Anti-Wing
I don’t believe in anything.

Emo Boy, Emo Girl: Lyrics by Jason Ramone

Emo Boy, Emo Girl, Living in a Emo World
I listen to the Promise Ring, I listen to Jazz June
Then I think of you and how it use to be.
Life is the cake that bakes itself
Get out of the oven before you burn!
My heart laments and then it bleeds
I love you emo girl, I love you emo girl.
Emo Boy, Emo Girl - Living in an emo World.

Ian Decay: Lyrics by Jason Ramone

Straight Edge became a movement
Because the kids felt lost
But Straight Edge became a crutch
And now we all pay the cost
Ian MacKaye what have you done?
Minor threat became a threat
To having Fun
Ian MacKaye opened his mouth
About moral purity
Said Straight Edge kept his mind
In a state of clarity
He never wanted a crutch
To deal with society
But Straight Edge become a clique
Of hardcore conformity
Now the punk scene
Is in a state of decay
But I’m sure it had nothing to do
With Ian MacKaye
Thank the nazi militant sheep
Who took their beliefs
Too seriously
Straight Edge has become
Another Christianity
Follow their leader
Ian Decay

Conspicuous Consumption: Lyrics by Jason Ramone

Life without Liberty is no life at all!
Shop, consume, and slave, in the shopping mall!
Conspicuous Consumption
The invisible hand strangles, allowing greed and slavery
No time to breath or think - just buy to obey
Because the commercials command you to
If Capitalism is something the masses stop rooting for
Then the government will have to start another war
To get the wheels of this cyclical effect
Turning round and round again
It will never end
Because their will always be more
All revolution will be crushed
At the hands of greed
Ignoring real social need
More American corruption
With Conspicuous Consumption

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