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Line-Up Up For "Stranded"(Left To Right):
Mudd (Jim Moore): Bass Elvis Inlay From "Welcome..." CD
Published by The Church of Fluorescent Punks. The translators of "OH, MY GOD!" wish Grace, Mercy and Peace, through our fluorescent Lord.
In the beginning God created the heaven and earth. And the earth was without form and void.
And God said, let the earth bring forth grass. And the earth brought forth grass. And God created
great whales, and every living creature that moveth. And God saw that it was good. And God
said, I shall make a creature in my image, after my own likeness. But he couldn't. So the Lord
God formed man out of dirt, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a
living soul.
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished. (In more ways than one.) And so God took a
smoke break. During the Lord God's break he noticed Sid jerking off in the garden. And God
saw what he had made, and, behold, it was very embarrassing. And so God made Nancy, and
brought her unto Sid. And they were both naked, and not ashamed. And there was much fucking.
And God saw everything, and, behold, it was very good. And it came to pass, where men and
women began to multiply on the face of the earth, that the Lord saw the wickedness of man was
great. And it grieved him at his heart, but Elvis found grace in the eyes of the Lord.
And Elvis walked walked with God. And God said unto Elvis, "The end of all flesh is come
before me; the earth is filled with violence; and bejold, I will destroy them with a flood. Elvis,
build thee an ark; thou shalt come into the ark with thy wife and of every living thing, two of
each." Thus did Elvis; according to all that God commanded him. And it came to pass after
seven days, that the waters of flood were upon the earth. All in whose nostrils was the breath of
life, that was in the dry land, died. And Elvis only remained alive, and they that were with him in
the ark.
And God remembered Elvis. And it came to pass at the end of 375 days was the earth dried. And
Elvis begat four sons, Ted, Rusty and Mudd. The fourth son, Drool, was a Satyr which Elvis felt
obliged to adopt from the goat couple. (Do you think it had something to do with the length of
the voyage?) And God blessed Elvis and his sons, and said unto the sons, "Be fruitful, and
multiply, and replenish the earth. And the fear of you and the dread of your fluorescent stage
show shall be upon every beast of the earth; into your hand are they delivered."
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Updated: 05/20/97
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