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-The Coat- Ok, so, last Friday, I went to school with my nice coat on. In 6th hour, I looked down and realised I wasn't wearing it! I looked for it in 5th hour, but it wasn't there. Anyway, so, I went home, figuring that I either A: left it in a class, or B: left in in my locker, which I was too dimwitted to check in back in school. So, the following Monday, I went to school, I looked in my locker and in every class, but it wasn't anywhere! After some hard thinking and some cookies, I came to the conclusion that this sucked. BUT!! After some MORE thinking, I devised a plan. Not a brilliant plan, not an good plan, hell, not even a decent plan, but it was a plan. The next day, I would wear my other coat, figuring that I might lose IT the same way I lost the other one! Amazing! (or not) Tuesday rolled around, and I wore my coat, just like I had planned. I didn't lose it that day, but I was still determined! So, on Wednesday, I tried it again. I seemed to be keeping it on rather well, when all of a sudden in 4th hour, BAM! My coat was gone!! I checked my back, AND my arms, gone! B-I to the N-G-O! I ran back to 3rd hour and, sure enough, my crappy coat was there! HAH! BUT, was my good coat there? After some very brief searching, I found it in the back of the room! SUCCESS! The moral of the story: If you do something stupid, you'll probably do it again, so use your stupidity to your advantage.