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Cool movies that you should watch or I will kill you alot The Matrix Fight Club umm, too lazy to finish the list, but I will later Things that piss me off: 1. - 5. F***ing pop-ups. 6. Any other form of advertisements. I mean, when's the last time you saw a commercial and thought, "I think I will buy that product now that I have seen this commercial"? If you EVER have, then you have severe problems far beyond any medical help and I pity you. The only commercials that are any good are the funny ones, and that's just because they're funny! Anything that's funny=good. 7. Required electives. I mean, come on. 8. Geoshitties pop-ups. 9. People who are convinced they are right all the time. NOBODY is right all the time. The reason I know this to be true? If one were to be "right" all the time, he/she would never be wrong. Therefore, there would be no 'wrong', thus leaving us with 'right' as the only choice. So, instead of making a 'right' choice, it would be making 'the' choice. Or something. I could be wrong... Shutup. 10. ADHD. 11. People who are convinced ADHD doesn't exist, and it's "all in the mind, so people with 'ADHD' should just get over it." This gets a 10 on the "What the f**k o' meter". Saying that is like saying that people who are mentally retarded should "get over it." 12. People in general. There are many persons that are cool, but people as a whole piss me off. 13. Bad drivers. ESPECIALLY TEENAGERS!! Because most teenage males can't distinguish their cars from their dicks, I have to pay $200 a month on car insurance. It actually went UP when I turned 18!! Now, I don't know about you, but I would assume that after driving for a year, the likelihood that I will kill someone with my car would go down, right? Apparantly not... 14. But seriously, I HATE pop-ups. Things that frighten me: (in no particular order) 1. Carnies 2. Normal people 3. Preppies 4. The Easter Bunny. I know it doesn't exist, but the idea is f***ing scarry as all hell! I mean, think about it! Ok, Santa Claus is just a big fat old fart in a suit who is obsessed with squeezing himself down tight chimneys and giving kids the crappy presents that their moms and dads didn't want to get blamed for buying them. Now, granted, that's pretty messed up. But the Easter Bunny?! The Easter Bunny is a giant, mutated rabbit who somehow mystically pops into your house, fills plastic, fake, grass-filled baskets, with plastic eggs filled with some sort of candy or loose change. What the f*** is up with that?! How is a f**king huge, mutated death rabbit not frightening?! Mock me if you will, but just imagine if you had your choice of seeing the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. What would you choose? I think we both know the answer to that one... 5. Pop-ups 6. Life. (more to come... maybe)