Finished reading my Steve Vai pages??
Let's go to another theory then.....
We'll assume that PIA cooks dinner for our
hero Steve everyday.
If my Diantha cooks veg-food like carrots
and spinach at every meal it would be coming out of my nose very soon.
If we don't want this to happen to Stevie
and keep him happy, healthy and inspired, we need to help PIA out a little
with your recipes
Make up a veggie recipe and squash
the ingredients into a Hamburger shape.
We'll name this product from now on a VAIBURGER!!!
All recipes will be published on this page
and I'll make sure that Steve and Pia will check this out every
day before preparing dinner.
At the last European G3-Tour
it came to my attention that Stevie is getting a little skinny.
So therefore I suggest the following:
If you go backstage after a Steve-performance
to have your Guitar/cd's/bra/underwear autographed, bring along one of
your homemade VAIBURGERS , give it to him, and make sure he consumes it!!!!
We don't want him to end up
like Joe Satch and see him loosing all this beautiful long hair would we??
(My Diantha would hate that!!!!)
Here's a sneak peak of what you can expect
with Steve if he won't be a good boy from now on and doesn't eat one of
your VAIBURGERS everyday:.....
NOW THAT SUCKS!!!!!!
I'm sure PIA will kick him to the doghouse
if he's looks like this and the kiddies will be YA-YO-GAKKING like hell
and ask Adrian Vandenberg (Dutch guitar barbie-doll) to be their daddy.
So sent your kitchen art to me at fred_v@geocities.com
with as subject "VAIBURGER"
STEVIE SAYS:
Here's an advertisement
from Steve's personal friend Adrian Vandenberg!