Hello my name is Steve Vai, I play guitar.
I'm writing this slowly because some of you may not read that fast.
But you know....
YOU CAN CHANGE!!!!!!
EAT MY VAIBURGERS!!!
They have all the healthy green shit you need for:
fast reading
Owning white guitars
Writing music that pisses off your parents and makes your teacher think you'll end up in PRISON
Speed of light playing and giving those scales funny names to mislead you opponents
Playing on Whitesnake records because their own player lifts too heavy weights
 

STEVIE SAYS:
With Liberty and Vaiburgers for ALL!!!!!
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