Stories

The True Tale of Ten Teeth

The story here
is all about
ten of my teeth
and how they came out

The first of my teeth
came out on the swing
A new experience-
I felt like a king

The next one came
in school reading a book
All at once it happened
I said "Hey, Look!"

Another tooth,
at camp on a Friday
got stuck in the peanuts
while chewing a Payday

A soccer game,
then science class,
on the computer,
but still not the last

Back at camp
while eating a meal
something gave way
as my mouth could feel

Another tooth came out
during the auction's fun
my tooth got stuck
in some chewing gum

In a canoe
a molar came free
and one more
at a recent party

But not to fear
my mouth didn't delay
the teeth are back in
as it is today

The Best Poem Ever

As I consider the possibilities
for the best poem ever's suggestible novelties
and decide of what it should be of
A mystery? A suspense? Or of a part dragon/dove
The many questions go through my head
"I want an idea too," Jeff said
The river of thoughts continues to flow
The get-a-way rafts runs into his foe
Then he falls off a waterfall
So I decided at last- write no poem at all!

Mr. Doughnut's Dilemma

Mr Doughnut had a dilemma
a problem, a fix
over the newly made
peanut - chocolate mix

his popular taste
began to go down
until looking all over his stores
he couldn't be found

They threw him away
and there was no more
that's why Mr. Doughnut
is no longer in stores.

The Day the Chickens Died

Once upon a time
'Long time ago
a cruel, mean man
killed many of his foe

The chicken squawked,
they screamed in horror,
they were being killed as fast
as the Christian martyrs

He wiped them out
the entire race, the whole task
chickens called him
Hitler behind a mask

he killed them
just to feed him
sorta like the Russian
Communist Lenin

He cooked them up
for the Kentucky landers
and as he fried 'em
they called him Colonel Sanders