The Button Maker Man
There once was a man
who was a button maker by trade
who worked very swiftly
many buttons he made
His key to making buttons
that other poeple can't
is known to all
in the words of this chant
"Sew On!, Sew On!
as fast ay you can
you can't cathch up to me
I'm the button maker man!"
They sewed as sewed
to catch up to the thing
faster and faster
but still he would sing
"Sew On!, Sew On!
As fast as you can
You can't catch up to me
I'm the button maker man!"
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Then one day
a famous button seamstress came
to catch up to the man
and get a little more fame
"Sew On!, Sew On!
As fast as you can
You can't catch up to me
I'm the button maker man!"
He worked and worked
as fast as he could
they saw as the button seamstress
happily rose and stood
There were no more buttons
it was all done
he was all caught up
every single one
In shame the man retired
and away he ran
all that remains in the story and name
of the button maker man
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The Mad Barbers
of Stylerton
There was once a barber
and not just one
that did crazy styles
in the town of Stylerton
With fear people left
to go over there
maybe they'd come back
without any hair
One left the shop
with indigo hair
another's head bald
from the barber's careless flare
All left the shops
with a dreadful fear
the people getting haircuts
decreased every year
So then one day
haircuts were wanted from no one
then there was no more of
the mad barbers of Stylerton
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Tom's Hike
Tom was hiking the Shenandoah
then he was bitten by his boa
this began a chain of bad events
for Tom fell over on an electric fence
he rolled down the hill and off a cliff
(the next few days he was rather stiff
falling down he broke his leg
so then he used a stick as a peg
the Tower of Pisa fell over and gave a few knocks
then Tom got the chickend pox
an earthquake came, callapsed some trees
in madness Tom ran and met up with some bees
After getting out a can of Raid
Tom changed his mind "I think I'll hike the Cascades"
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