Poems That Fit Nowhere Else

An implement
a common utensil
a simple thing
found very useful

to see in a car
to look good for class
to redirect light
use this reflective glass

to see things
as they really appear
this object is known
to all as a mirror

In the silence of the moment
I thank the poem buffs
who were the first of people
to write this poem stuff

To Robert Frost
and Will Shakespeare
and other guys
probably considered queer

Even though I don't like their style
they were famous in their time, you see
and all of them were writers
poets all similar to me

Deep inside
the vast natural cave
stalactites and stalagamites
have been previously saved

An eerie feeling
a fear this night
memories of movies
gives a sudden fright

your imagination
gives you half the scare
simply out of horror
you quickly run out of there