TheShocking Betrayal

This is another story from a long time ago, and it's about Joe again.

Another Joe story?

This dates back to the TP'ing days. One weekend my friends and I were completely bored, so we decided to TP my friend Rob's house. It was perfect because they were out of town.

You scoundrel.

So we went to the store, purchased about thirty rolls of toilet paper, returned to Rob's and got straight to work. I was there with Joe (of course) and Matt. When we were finished we agreed if anyone got blamed for the mess, that person would alone take responsibility and not tell on any of the others.
That monday, Rob finds me and says with a smile, "Thanks for TP'ing my house." I asked, "Are your parents upset?" Rob said they weren't so I told him the whole story. In the middle of my story one of us (I can't remember who) came up with an evil plan.

:o

The plan was to make believe that Rob's mother had caught a bad case of the flu and, therefore; could not go with the rest of the family on their weekend excursion. At the time, Rob's mother only knew Joe.

Let's just get to the story.

The story was as follows: Rob's mother stayed home sick, spotted Joe, with his fellow comrads, and called the police. Unfortunately, Joe and the gang made it away before the calvary arrived. The next day, Rob's sick mother spent the cold day outside with the neighbors cleaning up the mess. When Rob's family returned from their mini-vacation, they found their poor mother nearly dead. Her angry words were only of Joe's dastardly deed. Rob was going to confront Joe with the story and threaten him with death. Matt and I thought it would be best if Rob confronted Joe alone he wouldn't get suspicious. When the moment of truth arrived, Matt and I heard Joe exclaim, "Matt and Mike were there too!" I couldn't believe it! After swearing we wouldn't tell on each other he buckled at the first sign of trouble!

Didn't you tell on him first?

Rob was on our side, so he played along saying, "That's not what they told me. They told me you called them up, but they were busy doing something else."

Joe was furious and refused to talk to us for the rest of the day. Even though we should have been mad at him for telling on us, we thought his anger was more entertaining than anything else.

By the end of the day, we told Joe about our little joke. Joe laughed, but we were quick to remind him he had snitched on us so effortlessly. That along with a thousand other reasons is why I can't stand that ******. If this gets posted I want this to be in big letters, "I **** JOE *****! THAT ************ USER!"

Not to be confused with Joe M.

If there is a lesson to be learned here, it not to trust Joe, or anyone with a ****** ** family like his.

Sincerely,

Michael R.

P.S. Sorry about the swearing.

Look both ways before crossing the street.