THE
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN SCICURS AND SEDP
| 1. THEY WANT DELICATE BALANCE
OF EMOTIONAL, PHYSICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL LONGINGS. ONE SEEKS TO HAVE FULFILLED
IN A RELATIONSHIP. |
1. SIMPLE, THEY JUST WANT
FOOD, SEX AND BEER. |
| 2. A LESBIAN IS A WOMAN
WHO MAKES LOVE TO OTHER WOMEN. |
2. A LESBIAN IS A WOMAN
WHO HAS SEX WITH OTHER WOMEN SO MEN CAN WATCH AND GET REALLY TURNED ON. |
| 3. A REMOTE CONTROL IS A
DEVICE FOR CHANGING FROM ONE T.V. CHANNEL TO ANOTHER. |
3. A REMOTE CONTROL IS A
DEVICE FOR SCANNING THROUGH ALL 75 CHANNELS EVERY 2 1/2 MINUTES. |
| 4. SOME SEDP STUDENTS ARE
IDIOTS. |
4. ALL SCICUR STUDENTS ARE
IDIOTS. |
| 5. PROTECTING THE STUDENTS
FROM THE SCUM OF THE UNIVERSITY. |
5. THEY ARE THE SCUM OF
THE UNIVERSITY. |
| 6. BRAIN IS FULL OF KNOWLEDGE. |
6. BRAIN IS FULL OF SHIT. |
| 7. HELP FELLOW SEDP STUDENTS
IN THEIR STUDIES. |
7. CRAB MENTALITY. |
| 8. CAN STAY UNDER THE SUN
FOR THE WHOLE AFTERNOON. |
8. COLLAPSE! ! ! |
| 9. CAN EAT LUNCH USING BARE
HANDS. |
9. USE SPOON AND PORK. |
| 10. CAN PROTECT OTHERS LIFE. |
10. PUT OTHERS LIFE IN DANGER. |
WHY
SCICUR SUCKS?
1. TRYING HARD
2. OVER ACTING
3. THE SCHOOL GIVES THEM
PROIRITIES AND PRIVELEDGES THAT WE, SEDP DID NOT RECEIVED.
4. THE GIRLS IN THIS CURRICULUM
HAVE BIG MOUTH.
5. SOME OF THE GIRLS ARE
MESSING WITH ONES LOVELIFE.
6. THEY ALWAYS THINK THEYRE
THE BEST.
7. THEY ARE TOO SERIOUS.
THEY ALREADY LOOK LIKE A TEACHER.
8. THEY DOMINATED THE SCHOOL
PUBLICATION, (TUGATOG AND SPIRE). THEY ARE ALWAYS THE HEADLINE.
9. THE GIRLS ARE UGLY.
10. SCICUR GIRLS ARE EASY.
SCICUR STUDENTS!
IF YOU CANT ACCEPT THIS THEN JUST SUCK IT!!!
MSUans
SMARTER THAN EVER
ONLY 11%
..KNOWS THAT THE MAIN GATE
IS USED FOR ENTERING AND GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL.
BUT 89%
..
.KNOWS THAT THE WAY IN
ENTERING AND GOING OUT OF THE SCHOOL IS ELSEWHERE.
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ONLY 2%
.
.KNOWS HOW TO STUDY.
BUT 98%
.
.KNOWS HOW TO CHEAT AND
STEAL TEST PAPERS.
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ONLY 3%
.
.KNOWS HOW TO SOLVE PROBLEMS
IN MATH.
BUT 97%
.
.KNOWS HOW TO SOLVE PROBLEMS
IN C.A.T..
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ONLY 7%
.
.USED THE BLACKBOARD FOR
WRITING MESSAGES, ANNOUCEMENTS, ETC..
BUT 98%
.
.USED THE WALLS OF THE
SCHOOL.
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ONLY 35%
.
.KNOWS THAT THE C.R. IS
USED FOR PERSONAL NECESSITY.
BUT 65%
.
.KNOWS THAT THE C.R. IS
USED FOR PATH SESSIONS.
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ONLY 4%
.
.CAN NAME 5 OFFICE PERSONNELS
IN THIS UNIVERSITY.
BUT 96%
.
.CAN NAME 5 OR MORE BASKETBALL
PLAYERS IN P.B.A..
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