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This site contains no MSG, DDT, AZT, cyclamates, human hormones or pheromones, herbicides, pesticides, homocides, redeeming social value, or dancing naked llamas. This site does not emit toxins, x-rays, microwaves, electromagnetic radiation, or radiation of any sort. No Large Wooden Badgers, mammals, fish, fowls, insects, carnivores, herbivores, or omnivores have been harmed in the production of this site. Neither the Surgeon General of the United States nor the Center for Disease Control have issued warnings concerning this site. This site is considered to be kosher. This site is neither meat nor fowl and can therefore be consumed on Fridays. If you are not 100% satisfied with this site please feel free to keep it to yourself.