A Large Wooden Badger has never been discovered deep-frozen in the ice of the Artic tundra.

The heaviest Large Wooden Badger on record weighed considerably more than a North American badger found floating belly-up in a pond in Missouri.

The Large Wooden Badger is not the missing link between the ape and the human.

The Large Wooden Badger can actually hold more people than the Large Wooden Rabbit.

There are no longer any Large Wooden Budgies for Large Wooden Badgers to talk to and play with.

The Leakey Family also found the remains of a prehistoric Large Wooden Badger in Africa estimated to be over four and one half million years old. Because they had been listening to a musical tape of "You're My One and Only Frieda Lipschitz" the discovery was never reported.