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Tis not the Dog that shall rule the World, but the Cow! Yes! We cows will not sit idly by and watch the world go to waste...We will enslave all of man kind and put them to work bringing us the Divine Cows of Earth what we wish and when we wish it. We are aware of the Blue-Turkey Clan and hail them as an enemy for an enemy they are, if they forsomuchas put one claw towards ruling the world that was made for us cows they will perish. Yes, cows were meant to rule the world and the great cartoonist Gary Larson, realized this and as he was the one who realized this great truth we shall spare him. We the Divine Cows of Earth shall no longer be enslaved by the human kind. Ronald McDonald will be the lowliest peon made to shovel manure for the rest of eternity while being forced to use his tongue instead of a shovel! AHAHHAHAHAH! Remember this prophesy humans and beware you have been warned, and remember this one thing... you may take our lives but you will never take...OUR PASTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!!!!!!
In the year of your lord 1997,
cows of Earth, starving
and outnumbered, charged the
fields of McDonaldsville. They
fought like warrior poets.
They fought like Cows
and won their pasture,
Forever.
--Ultimate the cow
It started in 1955 with a burger and a dream.
But from the beginning, it wasn't so much a
dream as a belief. The belief that things could
be done differently. Better. We wanted to bring
you burgers, fries and shakes with a one of a
kind taste, at a price you could afford. Speedy
service with a smile. A clean and friendly place
to eat. That's how McDonald's got to be
McDonald's. The owners of McDonald's across
the country, managers in every store and crew
members in every town want you to know we
haven't forgotten how we feel about you. What
was important in 1955 is even more important
now. Anytime you walk into my McDonald's, it
will be the best McDonald's you can walk into.
Since July 4, 1999
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