Welcome to the Visitors' page for our Fantasy Football League!

If you've just stumbled into our Web site by accident, take a look around. This IS a private Fantasy Football League, though, so you can watch but you can't play. It's been years since we've had any ownership changes, and "expansion" is not in our limited vocabulary.

Hey! It's just like the NFL, right? You don't own a team there, either, do you?

So, meet our owners on the Directory Page; we play the same stars as the NFL (and on the Rosters Page you can see which of our teams has your favorites); our scoring is pretty much like the NFL's and the Rules & Regs Page (Scoring) will explain any differences; we trade and play the free-agent market and wheel and deal, all of which is chronicled on the Transactions Page.

Results of the most recent week's games (and some editorial comments about them, the ebb and flow of the Standings, kudos & Bronx Cheers) can be found on the Last Week Page and, if you want to look back a bit, all the previous Last Week pages are archived and can be accessed through the Previous Weeks Page (this is pretty easy, huh?) along with the scores and League Standings as of that week in the season.

So, can you guess what's on the Scoreboard & League Standings Page? You've got it! The current standings in the League are there, along with the latest Week's scores  and the Schedules & Results Table, a nifty little table where you can see all of our scoring history for the year in one spot. The schedule of our games (and the entire NFL schedule, too) is on the Schedules Page.

Here's what you can do: (1) Pick a favorite team. (2) Bookmark this site so you can come back and see how it's doin' through the season. You can even send the owner some fan eMail, or scouting reports, or critical analysis of his player personnel moves via an eMail link to him -- or her -- on the Directory Page. (3) Eat your heart out 'cause you can't get into the best Fantasy Football League in town. Any town.

So, is this just like the NFL? Well, not exactly. This is FANTASY football, man! We don't even NEED the NFL (except to play their games so we know who wins in our little ol' League here). We even have our own League Records Page.

You can watch our fascinating fictitious fantasy face-offs, fluctuating fortunes, fervent fulfillment, foibles and frequent frustrations for FREE. Forsooth! It's FANTASTIC ... (by definition).

And, also fantastic, is the rendition of "Bow Down to Washington," which you've been hearing if you have a sound system and .mid file player on your browser. A good one is Crescendo. You can get Crescendo from Tucows for free at:

This number was rendered and digitized especially for us by our good friend Pat Azzarello. Great work, Pat!