Friend of the Month

Friend of the Month


Due to popular demand Pumperland is proud to bring you Ciso as our friend of the Month for October.





Full Name: Jason Paul Ciciretto

Age/Birthdate: 21/FEB. 12, 1978

Astrological sign: ACQUARIUS

Marital Status: SINGLE

Siblings: TWO: MIKE AND LISA CICIRETTO

Pets: TWO: SOFIA, AND SADY SOFIA BRITTANY SPANIEL,SADAY SCHNOODLE

Nicknames: CISO, ITALIAN STALIAN, EL WOPPO

Hair color: DARK BROWN

Eye color: HAZEL

Height: SIX FEET

Location: SHWA/WATERLOO

School: WLU

Favorite things to do: SEADOO, DRINK BEER AT MY COTTAGE, FONDLE MY GENITALIA

Favorite color: NAVY BLUE

Favorite food: TORTELLINI

Favorite Drink: ALCOHOLIC

Favorite Line in Scarface: "FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, ONCE YOU HAVE THE POWER, YOU GET THE WOOMEEN"

Favorite Watering Hole: WOODS BAY

Favorite movies: GOODFELLAS/SCARFACE/USUAL SUSPECTS

Favorite actor/actress: ROBERT DENIRO

Favorite TV show: SEINFELD

Favorite restaurant: THE GONDOLA

Favorite stores: CANADIAN TIRE BABY!

Favorite Dutch Socer Player: BERGKAMP, RUD GULLIT

Favorite Songs: BLEED A LITTLE WHILE TONIGHT(LOFTL), IT HASN'T HIT ME YET(B.R), PRIDE (U.2), BULLS ON PARADE (RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE).

Favorite music video: MICHAEL JACKSON THRILLER

Favorite CD: VERY JIVE

Favorite Bands: U2, HIP, BLUE RODEO, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, RON HAWKINS, G. LOVE, PEARL JAM, G'N'R, FRANK SINATRA.

Favorite singer: BONO U2

Favorite animal: GRIZZLY BEAR

Favorite Dog: CHOCOLATE LAB

Favorite Shoes: ADDIDAS

Favorite words/phrase: "EH!"

Favorite Car: JEEP TJ SPORT

Favorite Sports (Teams): DETROIT REDWINGS, JUVENTUS, FORZA ITALIA

Have a Car?: FORD TAURUS

Have any piercings or tattoos?: TATTOO: NOT YET SOON THOUGH

Do You Believe .......



love at first sight? OH YEAH BABY!

luck? YES

aliens? YES

horoscopes? YES

ghosts? UNSURE

heaven? YES

hell? YES

yourself? OH YEAH!

Pumper? ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!

Which Is Better....

Coke or Pepsi? COKE

Chevy or Ford? CHEVY

Nike or Adidas? ADDIDAS

Oranges or apples? DEPENDS ON THE TIME OF YEAR

One pillow or two? ONE

Deaf or blind? DEAF

Pools or hot tubs (apply answer to next question)? POOL

Naked or fully clothed? NAKED

Blondes or brunettes? DEPENDS

Righty or lefty? RIGHTY

Tall or short? TALL

TV or radio? T.V

Paper or plastic? PAPER



About the opposite sex:

Honestly, what do you notice first? BOOBIES MAMA!

Hair-curly or straight? CURLY

What kind of things do you find romantic? GIRLS WITH DRUNK IN THE TRUNK

Does size matter? OF COURSE

Things you hate most about 'em? MAKING YOU WAIT

Things you love most about 'em? GETTING TO HAVE NOONERS



When was the last time you....

watched the Godfather? YESTERDAY

had pizza? 1 HOUR AGO

cried? I CAN'T REMEMBER

went to a movie? YESTERDAY

talked on the phone?

PRESENTLY played poker? I ONLY PLAY STRIP POKER



What is....

Your most prized and important possession? L.A.E.K.

your biggest pet peeve? PEOPLE YOU DRIVE TOO SLOW, AND TAKE  AN HOUR TO TURN WHEN YOUR ON A ONE LANE HIGHWAY.  PEOPLE IN A CROWDED PLACE WHO DON'T WATCH WHERE THERE WALKING

the most embarrassing CD in your collection? GEGGEY TAH!

Funniest thing about Sutton? His repeatitive stories....



What do you think of....

Pumper? THE COOLEST DUTCH BOY THAT WALKED THE FACE OF THE EARTH

Soccer? THE BEST SPORT EVERY PLAYED AND INVENTED

rap? TOLERABLE DEPENDING ON THE ENVIRONMENT

Alternative? IT'S SCRUMPDIDILIONCHOUS!

country? I LOVE IT WHEN EDDIE SINGS COUNTRY

oldies? I LOVE COUGERS

dance? I CUT SOME MEAN RUG



What are your plans for...

after college? TO BECOME THE WEALTHIEST MAN ALIVE, WITH AN UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.

marriage? MARRIAGE IS COOL I LOVE MARRIAGE

your honeymoon? MY HONEYMOON WILL BE IN THE BEUTIFUL CITY OSHAWA.






PAST FRIENDS OF THE MONTH



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