Ryan Sprague is our friend of the month for July. Eddie graduated with Pumper from Pearson and now attends Laurier where he scares both children and cabbies alike.
Full Name: Ryan Christopher Sprague
Age/Birthdate: 21/April 6th 1978
Favorite place to get naked: Bath tub
Favorite Naked Story: Cabby story
Worst Drinking Experience: Stealing sign, fall down stairs, barf
Best Drinking Experience: Cottage, Buffalo Man
Biggest Pet Peeve about your girlfriend: Smells like fish
Biggest Pet Peeve about Pumper: Tastes like chicken
Favorite type of fan: I hate all fans
Best Pearson Memory: Anytime with Pumper
Worst University Memory so far: When Pumper fell asleep on me
Goals for next year: Make out with chicks
How do you feel about Densham: Fat ass nipple tits, stupid fat head ...
Favorite Saying: Just beat off
Favorite Frosh Activity: Beating off
Best thing about having Pumper for a roommate: Knows how to fondle areas
Worst thing about living with Pumper as a roommate: Fans, breathing
Excuse for not playing ice hockey while growing up: Had no legs
Training schedule to put yourself in game shape by next year: Protein diet
Astrological sign: Aries
Marital Status: Single, for now
Siblings: Brother mike, sister heather
Pets: Champ
Nicknames: Eddie
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Green
Height: Five eight and 1/2
Location: Burlington
School: WLU
Favorite things to do: Poo on my chest
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite food: Pita
Favorite Drink: Blue
Favorite Watering Hole: Cottage
Favorite movies: Corn Hole Patrol
Favorite restaurant: Tarbosh House of Currie
Do You Believe .......
love at first sight? Yes
luck? Yes
aliens? Yes
horoscopes? Yes
ghosts? Yes
heaven? Yes
hell? Yes
yourself? Yes
Pumper? Yes
Which Is Better....
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
Chevy or Ford? Ford
Nike or Adidas? Nike
Oranges or apples? Apples
One pillow or two? One
Deaf or blind? Nobody wins here
Pools or hot tubs (apply answer to next question)? Pools
Naked or fully clothed? Naked
Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes
Righty or lefty? Right
Tall or short? Short
TV or radio? TV
Paper or plastic? Paper
About the opposite sex:
Hair-curly or straight? Curly
Does size matter? No
Things you hate most about 'em?
Smell like fish and rabies
Things you love most about 'em? Fun to touch their fun parts
What is....
your most prized and important possession? Sandra Barclay's nipples
the most embarrassing CD in your collection? Joan Osborne
Your favorite the thing for breakfast? scrambled eggs
What do you think of....
Abortion? I think that is why god put erasers on pencils,but it depends on situations
