Friend of the Month


Pat is our Friend of the Month for June. On top of that his is also a fellow T.C.S and Pearson Grad.



Full Name: Patrick Neal Hulst

Age/Birthdate: 23: August 14, 1975

Astrological sign: Leo

Marital Status: Single, but very attached.

Siblings: one older sister (Melinda (08/17/70))

Pets: none (unless you count Harris)

Nicknames: Fatty Patty, Stump

Hair color: Blond

Eye color: Blue/grey

Height: 5'8"

Location: In my chair

School: I hate it. Well, not really...it's better than work....

Favorite things to do: Anything but work and school. So that leaves hockey, soccer, time w/ girlfriend (Peter)

Favorite color: Toronto Maple Leaf Blue. But i'm bleeding right now....from the heart. So maybe red.

Favorite food: Steak. Anything with red meat actually. Actually, anything but fish. Even veggies rank higher than fish.

Favorite Drink: There is a favourite? So many to choose from.....alcohol I guess.

Favorite class: Upper. But since I don't make enough cash, low income.

Favorite numbers: Do you have to ask?

Favorite Watering Hole: Ones with cheap beer. Or with expensive beer but good entertainment.

Favorite movies: Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Spaceballs, The Untouchables

Favorite actor/actress: Anyone who will go nude

Favorite TV show: Drew Carrey, Simpsonsm, X-Files and HNIC

Favorite restaurant: Any restaurant that doesn't serve fish.

Favorite stores: Sports ones.

Favorite board game: Monopoly. I've lost twice in my life.

Favorite Songs: Anything by the Beastie Boys or the Hip.

Favorite animal: Saint Bernard. They are THE best dog ever.

Favorite cologne/perfume: Hugo Boss and Swiss Army

Women: Cool Water

Favorite words/phrase: Sorry.

Favorite Sports (Teams): Toronto Maple Leafs, Ajax Amsterdam

Have a Job?: Oh yes. And if I had enough time I'd tell you 1000 reasons why school is better.

Have a Car?: Uh huh. I have a wop-mobile. A red camero.

Have any piercings or tattoos?: Nope.

Do You Believe .......
love at first sight? Sometimes. Lust at first sight? Definitely.

luck? There HAS to be a reason why everytime Peter and I go anywhere we get shat on....

aliens? I haven't been wasting my Sunday nights for the last 5 years for nothing....

horoscopes? No. I can write yours though...I can make up stories with the best o' em.

ghosts? Sure. Why not?

heaven? Of course.

hell? Well if there is a heaven, there HAS to be a hell. Where else would all teachers and management go when they die?

yourself? Someone has to.....

Pumper? Sure. Although someone had to sucker me into doing this...
Which Is Better....

Coke or Pepsi? Coke. Pepsi is far to sweet. It tastes like diet drinks.
Chevy or Ford? Piss on Ford.

Nike or Adidas? Well....All Day I Dream About Sex....although (apparently) that isn't what it means. Not only that, but Nike Hockey? Please.

Oranges or apples? Oranges.

One pillow or two? Depends how many people are in bed....

Deaf or blind? Somedays I wish I was deaf. Then when I get yelled at I can just nod and pretend I can hear it.

Pools or hot tubs (apply answer to next question)? Pools in summer, hot tubs in winter.

Blondes or brunettes? Blondes. Hands down. An average blond is twice as good as a great brunette.

Righty or lefty? I'm a righty.

Tall or short? I'm also short.

TV or radio? Radio requires imagination. So TV. Not only that, but Simpsons, X-Files, HNIC and Drew Carrey.

Paper or plastic? Plastic melts when its hot. I'm not sure eating plastic is all that good. So even though paper may fold, it wins by default. ("Default. The two sweetest words in the English language.")

About the opposite sex:
Honestly, what do you notice first? Eyes.

Hair-curly or straight? Which hair? I don't like long curly.....

What kind of things do you find romantic? Anything that I can do to make Lori happy.

Does size matter? Probably. Girls just don't admit.

Things you hate most about 'em? Moods.

Things you love most about 'em? Moods.

When was the last time you....
Took a shower?
Every morning...

Took out a pumper? May 24.






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