The Tomato Proclamation

Let it be known that the Backroom Science Alliance will forcefully defy any attempts to disband the organization. In addition, all charters are null and void. It is now prohibited to write any more charters. Only the original charter will be accepted. The BSA will not stand for any offensive actions made against the Alliance or its members. All members of the BSA are also members of the Whig Political Party. We, the BSA, retain the right to alter this document at any time. Together we will ride on the Camel of Victory. This document has been written under the influence and is totally pointless and should be considered the most serious document ever created by the BSA.

Approved by:

Jub-Jub The Computer Head - Tim Mahon

The Head Brigadoon - Jonathan Goldberg

The Arch Whino - John Battaglia

The Head Spider Monkey Farmer - Graham Anderson

The Spie Supreme Ice Cream - Jonathan Collins

The Know-Nothinger - Tae Kim

Pyro Potato"e" - Brendan Donohue

Hemobloatkin the Algae Wizard - Adam Brogy

Flandofleaz - Lance Fisher