To the members of the
organization of the BSA (Backroom Science Alliance) I,
Hemobloatkin the Algae Wizard donate my collection of the
finest pimply tailsider of African nipple splicer native to
the jungles of Kenya. I hope this and all of the trees in my
anal cavity do you all well. And to the Head Brigadoon,
scarer away of dancing elves, I leave my collection of
"foreskins of the animal kingdom" and my jug of placenta soup. My thumbnail is in no way connected with your
earlobe, my friend.
P.S. My magic spells can
increase the population of hopping horny toads in your nose hair.
P.P.S. Please call on me
(whenever you deem necessary by burning the grime under your
pinky nails and 134 boxes of Lever 2000, the soap of the
gods.
Signed - The Wizard and
next Commander of Algae
