 | Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Pooh |
 | Gee, there must be hundreds of 'em! - Carl Sagan, age 8 |
 | I hate quotations. - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
 | I have socks older than this kid. - Hawkeye |
 | "I hope that Schroedinger guy put some litter in here." - Unknown Cat |
 | I promise to take good care of your cat. - Schroedinger |
 | I suddenly have this dreadful urge to be merry. - Morticia Addams |
 | I think Not! said Descartes and promptly disappeared. |
 | I used to be Snow White, but, I drifted. --Mae West |
 | I was on a mission from the Goddess to find an immodest bodice. - Joy W. |
 | I'd be more awake if I weren't so tired. --Kelandris |
 | I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in? -- Groucho |
 | If the shoe fits, buy it. - Imelda Marcos |
 | I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! - Weeble |
 | Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Einstein |
 | In the end, everything is a gag. - C. Chaplin |
 | It is easier to stay out than get out. - Mark Twain |
 | It's kind of fun to do the impossible... -Walt Disney |
 | Life is full of little surprises. - Pandora. |
 | Listen up, folks! - Julius Caesar, first draft. |
 | May you live all the days of your life. Swift |
 | Maybe this helpful stuff is getting out of hand.--Discordian |
 | Missed by that much. - Maxwell Smart |
 | On the surface ... all is illusion. <Caine> |
 | Ooooohhhh! I hates rabbits. -- Yosemite Sam |
 | Pardon me, but I have to fix my skull now. --Kelandris |
 | Perhaps... it is a good day to live. -- Kang |