Sex:

This is dedicated to our special debate couples and the sex goddess.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

-- Woody Allen

I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

--Tallulah Bankhead

Sex... the pleasure is momentry, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

--Lord Chesterfield

Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married

--Zsa Zsa Gabor

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting

--Gloria Leonard

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

-- Jackie Onassis

The backseat produced the sexual revolution.

-- Jerry Rubin

As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian. "

--Dick Wilson

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

--Unknown

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

-- Steve Martin

Boom Shanka!

Translation:May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

-- Neil pye (The Young Ones)

Hey Sara!

-- Me


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