The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time

-- George Bernard Shaw

An argument is like a country road, you never know where it is going to lead.

-- Unknown

The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.

-- Bertrand Russell

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.

-- Howard Aiken

It's not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It's the one that says "To whom it may concern.

-- Anonymous Belfast Resident

quoted in London Guardian, 1991

Television is called a medium, because it is neither rare, or well done.

-Ernie Kovac

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.

-Warren Bennis

Slang is language which takes off its coat, spits on its hands -- and goes to work.

-Carl Sandburg

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

-Ambrose Bierce

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