Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God.

We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world.

So far from God, so close to the United States

-- Mexican Proverb

Laws, like the spiders web, catch the fly and let the hawk go free

Everyone always says it's going to come out in the wash...But that only happens if you have the strength to stick around until laundry day.

-- anonymous

So there I was standing between a rock and a hard place, and I thought to myself, "What the hell am I doing on this side of the rock?"