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	There is this girl we all know,
	Who's more beautiful than fresh fallen snow,
		She's loving and kind,
		Much better than fine,
	She's one in a trillion or so.

	Now there's this lad named Dave,
	Who was quite a witty young knave,
		He met this girl,
		His head did a twirl.
	Now it is her love he doth crave.

	What I'm trying to say not very clearly,
	Elizabeth, I love you dearly,
		Will you be mine,
		For all of time?
	I mean all this quite sincerely.

	By beauty I am not a star,
	There are others more handsome by far,
		My face I don't mind it,
		Because I'm behind it,
	It's the people in front that I jar.

	There once was a boy named John,
	Who owned a fifty-dollar bond,
		He felt so lucky,
		He bought a BIG rubber ducky,
	And now his money is all gone.

	Roses can sometimes be Red,
	And Violets are generally Blue,
		For it's not in the Rhyming,
		But all in the Timing,
	That makes a dumb Limerick True.

	There once was a guy named Bret,
	Who went on the INTERNET,
		And sent an e-mail,
		To his beloved female,
	Who never loved him, yet.

	A man called Fiddle,you see,
	Was a student of divinity,
		"When I graduate,
		'Twill be my poor fate,
	To be known as Fiddle D.D.!"

	There once was a bear at the zoo,
	Who always had something to do,
		When it bored him, you know,
		To go to and fro,
	He reversed it and went fro and to.

	There once was a boy named Joe,
	Who dropped a big brick on his toe,
		He asked, with a frown,
		"Will the swelling go down?"
	And the doctor said, "Yes. I think so."