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	A computer scientist known as "Mad Matt",
	Crying "Genetics is where it's all at",
		Crossed a Ford veep whom he knew,
		With a mammal that flew,
	And wound up with an auto.exec.bat.

	There once was an African Mau-Mau,
	Who got into rather bad row-row,
		The cause of the friction,
		Was his practicing diction,
	Saying, 'How-how now-now brown-brown cow-cow.'

	There was an old teacher, Miss May,
	Whose brain had begun to give way,
		Pupils' names she forgot,
		But that bothered her not,
	For she simply addressed them as "Hey!"

	There was a young lady from Hyde,
	Who ate a green apple and died,
		While her lover lamented,
		The apple fermented,
	And made cider inside her inside.

	There once was a girl named Irene,
	Who lived on distilled kerosene,
		But she started absorbing,
		A new hydrocarbon,
	And since then has never benzene.

	"What monopoly?" asked Mr. Gates,
	"I intend to establish the rates,
		For all commerce and fun,
		That is under the Sun,
	But just in contiguous states."

	There once was a couple named Kelley,
	Who lived their life from belly to belly,
		Because in their haste,
		They used library paste,
	Instead of petroleum jelly.

	A very intelligent turtle,
	Found programming UNIX a hurdle,
		The system, you see,
		Ran as slow as did he,
	And that's not saying much for the turtle.

	There was an accountant from Mbare,
	Who wanted to live in Harare,
		But his superiors refused,
		And he wasn't amused,
	So he transferred to Mutare.

	Kwaiva nemumwe murume wekuChitungwiza,
	Aifarira kudya sadza nehwiza,
		Rimwe gore, ndicharangarira,
		Akapinda mukombotisheni yekunyangira,
	Akakunda, ndokuhwina bhiza.